Ken Ashcorp - Dunkmaster Yi (League of Legends Champion Rocks)

Inspired off of "pro as heck guide to master yi" this original song encompasses all the things that aspiring dunkers need in order to become the Master Yi that they see in their dreams. (And also I managed to mistype "zeal" as "xeal" everywhere. 2pro.)

Lyrics:
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5 red sodas and the x man claws
When I step up in the rift yeah they give me applause
I'm a machine, gotta win cause there ain't no draws
Buckle up baby, lock the doors

They say I'm getting overzealous
But I just got too much zeal
Haunted by my sex appeal

Seeing through the third eye how about seven
Feed me all game 23-0-11
Lean back baby, I'mma take you to heaven

Soothe my soul
Oh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a while
Lose control
They say that I'm broken but they're just in denial

Phantom, dance the night away
Cause you know I got the funk
Top or mid or bottom lane
Yeah you know it's time to dunk

I'm master Yi

I'm not surprised that they're all jealous
Perfect champ and perfect build
It's a crime that I'm just so skilled

So crank it up baby, there's no time for riposte
When you roll against the alpha yeah you know that you lost
Love it when losing, I'm gonna win whatever the cost

Soothe my soul
Oh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a while
Lose control
They say that I'm broken but they're just in denial

Phantom, dance the night away
Cause you know I got
HACKEE IS A NOOBLORD (nooblord, nooblord)
Gonna mid or AFK
Yeah you know it's time to dunk

I'm master Yi
I'm master Yi
I'm master Yi

[LilyPichu]

I don't play Yi but I want to play Yi now

[KenAshcorp]

"When you roll against the alpha..."

[charlottebuxton]

The best thing about Ken’s music is it doesn’t age; at least for me. Literally every time I listen to it, it’s awesome. Thank you Ken. For existing and making this.

[SlowtownSloth]

Riot needs to nerf this song because it's really fucking OP.

[paolo]

This song single handedly got me into league, frick you ken you ruined my life

[AnnScott-eniu]

This cooks too hard for it being a league of legends song

[flusterfluff]

"Can someone give me a quick explanation of the Twisted Treeline metagame."

*Posts a link to this video*

[moosecannibal]

Yi is OP, no amount of skill on most champs can handle him in a 1v1, never mind in a team fight.
Which means he is 100% the main character of League of Legends.
And this song is well deserved.

[zevirem]

Vid still relevant with the Yi funnel. Boi still dunking teams.

[youss]

imma tell my children how i met their mother with this music in the background
🥶🥶

[AeroReborn]

When I first listened to this, I was like "these lyrics are kind of boring, I don't get what he's getting at."

Then I played LoL and played Yi.
This song is amazing on so many levels. You are my hero.

[kuzu]

i actually couldnt care less about lol but this shit is gas

[DragosTheGod]

Reminds me so much of Mindless Self Indulgence.

[erudite]

So I've been listening to Ken for, I don't know, 5+ years, but today is the first time I see this? What?

[typhoonthunder]

I genuinely like this more than Absolute Territory

[hervisdaubeny]

Just visiting in memory of Hackee and the old summoners rift.

[AdventureSteve]

How can a song about main Master Yis from 10 years ago be such a banger?

[thegreatlojka]

I made my first pentakill listening to this✌️

[knighty]

"Love it when losing, I'm gonna win whatever the cost" The way you sing this is why I love your stuff so intently, such passion. Amazing stuff

[xYamakaze]

The game may always be changing, but this song will forever remain timeless.