Tim Hawkins - On Turning 40, health food, and doctor visits

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Tim Hawkins stand-up comedy about turning 40 years old, his experiences with trying healthy foods. and how going to the doctor has changed.

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[helenferguson]

This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.

[korbkelly]

I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.

[kaitlynj.]

His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!

[canyonclay]

THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good, clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!

[downtoawhisper]

3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!

[margaretweninger]

How can you NOT absolutely love this guy

[lindaclark]

Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.

[jestox]

"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.

[jesusfreakpanda]

So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.

[billyamick]

6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂

[goudagirl]

OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!

[worthjohnston]

" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that

[StarHaven]

He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.

[lindasnyder]

I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️

[waynestewart]

Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.

[AceHermes]

Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.

[PJArnhar]

I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.

[jay-b]

“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣

[shirleygiordano]

I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!

[ContainmentDirector]

My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."