News Reports in the Stitchwraith Stingers be like...

- - - Footage of an actual news channel broadcast in the Fazbear Frights universe. Just kidding, it's only a parallel, we aren't in the same continuity. UNLESS... 0-0

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Oh, and for those of you who wanted to read through all of the 'bonus' news stories without having to rewatch the video, here's all of them in order:
- Camp Etenia rated 1 star on Yelp after Bunny Call organizer overslept
- The Faz Theorists uploaded: “Ball-pits, the TRUTH behind time travel!”
- Biologists find anomaly in recent rain water, “it’s like it has bunny ears”
- Schoolgirl missing at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Kit Factory
- Gone Viral: The Extreme Chubby Bunny Challenge, is there room for one more?
- Corpse discovered beneath arcade game at Freddy’s
- Emmett Tucker proven innocent from the 30 year-old case of Mary-Jo
- Fazbear Fazcrunch officially declared the world’s least healthy cereal
- “Popular Freddy” toy released, the arch nemesis to the old “Lonely Freddy” toys
- Girl apparently “turned into trash”, according to gullible students
- Infamous “Lucky Boy” calculated to have maxed out luck stats
- ASMR streamer passed away live, experimenting with Faz-Goo
- Sui***e reported in Freddy’s Hide-and-Seek arcade game
- Statisticians alarmed that 16% of birthday cakes say the wrong name
- Pizza Playground helping major entertainment franchises by creating low-cost wooden animatronics
- Jeff’s Pizza’s owner finally speaks out: “My name is Jeff”
- Springlock pig animatronic let loose
- Isabella Avery finally stops dancing after 40 years
- New ice cream truck near The Cliffs lowers local sui***e rate by 94%
- M&M Scoop website shut down after careless theorists ring real-life pizzerias asking for “The Purple Guy”
- Partners want nostalgic Gumdrop Girls to make a return
- Blackbirds proven to help make criminals confess
- Curt Carrion released new EP titled “Pallor Mortis”
- Boy achieves Guinness World Record for most number of schools attended
- Fisherman loses an eye and an arm

[OzoneYT]

Oh, and for those of you who wanted to read through all of the 'bonus' news stories without having to rewatch the video, here's all of them in order:
- Camp Etenia rated 1 star on Yelp after Bunny Call organizer overslept
- The Faz Theorists uploaded: “Ball-pits, the TRUTH behind time travel!”
- Biologists find anomaly in recent rain water, “it’s like it has bunny ears”
- Schoolgirl missing at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Kit Factory
- Gone Viral: The Extreme Chubby Bunny Challenge, is there room for one more?
- Corpse discovered beneath arcade game at Freddy’s
- Emmett Tucker proven innocent from the 30 year-old case of Mary-Jo
- Fazbear Fazcrunch officially declared the world’s least healthy cereal
- “Popular Freddy” toy released, the arch nemesis to the old “Lonely Freddy” toys
- Girl apparently “turned into trash”, according to gullible students
- Infamous “Lucky Boy” calculated to have maxed out luck stats
- ASMR streamer passed away live, experimenting with Faz-Goo
- Sui***e reported in Freddy’s Hide-and-Seek arcade game
- Statisticians alarmed that 16% of birthday cakes say the wrong name
- Pizza Playground helping major entertainment franchises by creating low-cost wooden animatronics
- Jeff’s Pizza’s owner finally speaks out: “My name is Jeff”
- Springlock pig animatronic let loose
- Isabella Avery finally stops dancing after 40 years
- New ice cream truck near The Cliffs lowers local sui***e rate by 94%
- M&M Scoop website shut down after careless theorists ring real-life pizzerias asking for “The Purple Guy”
- Partners want nostalgic Gumdrop Girls to make a return
- Blackbirds proven to help make criminals confess
- Curt Carrion released new EP titled “Pallor Mortis”
- Boy achieves Guinness World Record for most number of schools attended
- Fisherman loses an eye and an arm

[ambrielcooley]

I like the idea that all of the stories happened at the same time and they’re just getting this weird crap one after another. And how would everybody not be dead or like a fazgoo clone or sea Bonnie host?
My guy is out is out here talking about plants when there’s apocalyptic rain water outside.

Also, my soul was not ready for the friendly face commercial.

[sammyjaohnson]

News: over 12 million people world wide have been possessed by a VR game!

People in the fnaf universe: Oh

[Ha_Sals-ha]

Now this is a Fnaf meme baked to perfection. 11/10 would reccomend and order again.

[theclassybaryonyx]

Don't drink the water. I heard they put fluoride bonnies in it

[fazbearlife]

Oh my goodness this is the funniest! Thank you for making *actual good and funny* Fazbear Frights content.

[TATY]

Imagine living in the fnaf universe y oh r just watching tv and you hear and animatronic pulled up with the nine to Freddy’s

[Fazgoo]

It's gonna be Amazing can't wait for it

[anglesanimations]

I hope BBC actually finds this and hires Ozone

[PJtRyPlays]

The moment I realized I have been listening timothee chalamet reading Fnaf books this whole time

[elijahbedinger]

Whenever I'm home I'm always in contact with someone named "Get on your knees b****!"

[efrataefrata]

This is actually hilarious you really deserve more credits. I am really hoping for more news

[gabsyp_]

this is absolutely hilarious. you should be hired by BBC news

[alicezozo]

2:09 i died, i'm dying from laughter🤣🤣🤣

[egd]

this is amazing and very funny good job ozone

[Cozmilkyway]

Can’t wait to hear about the economic state of the world.

[BigKnuckles-xi]

I met the Stitchwraith in real life, I have proof.

[Gliched_Gaming]

It was amazing love the funtime freddy voice

[ZetaShockBlast]

You should be hired for BBC…you would make a hella lot of money

[Chase_baker_]

I God you did NOT just mention flat earthers 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦