Key Lime Pies: A Bizarre 4Chan Mystery...

Strange reviews pour in for a restaurant that doesn't exist anymore. Who did it? Is it another conspiracy theory?

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[debbiegregory]

Can not wait for Simon to goggle Warren Buffet. 😆

[kcollier]

Roger Ramjet was an American cartoon shown from 1965-1969. Like a few heroes, he got his powers from taking a pill. It was the '60's after all...

[charliemopps]

We still have "Supper clubs" in the US that have organists. They're rarer these days, and it's more of a nostalgia thing these days but we DO have them. They are usually more expensive places that server older style gourmet food. Stuff like baked alaska, prime rib, steak cordon bleu, etc... you know, fancy meals from the 1950s.

[cindyeisman]

Uncoding the deknown is my new catch phrase.

[alexanderabrashev]

This guy is unmatchable. There's an unfunny joke every 30 seconds.

[cigarettesmokingman]

This was part of a Fraternities pledge period. The reviews that is.

[avgjoeshow]

Kyle marsh??? Like Kyle broflofski and Stan marsh? Who’s next Kenny Cartman

[TroyPacelli]

"I don't even know if this Jimmy Buffet is still alive..." Well, he was at the time this video came out. He died the following year. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

[jakobofcincy]

my best guess is the person who owned it or maybe a worker got caught getting a bit too close to a kid or something and then either paid people or created bots (or both) to mass post the story so that whenever you try to google it the reports of the crime all get buried... that or maybe some CIA black site bs...

[noctisocculta]

I feel like this was just a meme. Some of the supposed internet sleuths were probably the culprits behind the reviews.

[SyrupMancerr]

Probably when my cousin was literally trying to drown me in the lake.

[stankfaust]

How many times have you been CLOSE to death?? A better question to ask is how many times have you accidentally died in this simulation and the matrix had to briefly reset, snapping you out of a nightmare as it does so?

[XpideRG]

I already know how close I came to death. I just don't know every time I got close..

[Aprxm]

OMG, I did telecomms work and have gone up to 110m. If you dont hook up your harness ATLEAST 10m up, you dumb!!! SOP is once you dependent on the structure for stability, you must hook up. Safety first, these things are normally in the middle of nowhere making help far away.

[bethanyschofield]

I know the exact moment I came closest to death.

Blood clot in my leg when I was 20

[Altrag_]

s'alright fact boy, you can say 999 I still know what you mean.

Yankee Doodle isn't always culturally unaware

[nickdaveNDM]

My girls dad is a paranoid schizophrenic bum, upon hearing all this she said that sounds like exactly how her dad behaved when he had Facebook before he was homeless

[cann]

Well, at 42 I discover I don't like Jimmy Buffet... and I loved Jimmy Buffet. But what a azzhole move to sue over Martiniville and Marijuanaville... The name of my town ends in ville, coming for us next? D*ck

[charlesaustin]

>I don’t know who Jimmy Buffett is

You’re missing out

[moirarussell]

I do not like this jimmy buffet man and I will never sing his drinking song again!!