Well #food

[wavynaturalista]

Jordan’s out here giving us a masterclass on pettiness. Salute.

[rakazan]

My guy is the supervillain of the restaurant industry and the hero that everyone needed

[imallsoupedup]

Jordan has the wisdom, maturity, and pettiness of a man 3 times his age

[NotAverageBritishKid]

I just wanna take a moment to thank this dude for his contributions towards society.

[MurlokDredger]

I've never seen a man simply reading a recipe be so calmly intimidating

[SpringZzzzz]

“We charging him more”

Jordan: “and I took that personally”

[RoseWillow]

Jordan ain't even being petty at this point, he just exposes secrets if they don't treat him fairly as a customer and I'm living for it.

[Kittycat.]

thank you for your service sir, we thank you for your sacrifice for us who haven't been to olive garden

[Arcticpigeon]

Bro is too powerful, he has ENTIRE CORPORATIONS at his mercy 💀

[mostmagicpickle]

Jordan could literally blackmail his way into getting free food and yet Olive Garden was like, “nah he ain’t gon do shi”

[LessGo]

We’ve gone past just fast food secrets. He’s now graduated to casual dining restaurants 😭

[lexilexi]

If a fast food restaurant pisses him off he can just reveal all there fast food secrets 😂😂😂😂😂

[biggin]

You know this man means business when the reading glasses come out!

[HezrouDhiaga]

I'm convinced you cross Jordan, his pettiness knows no bounds but he will destroy you in the most wholesome way possible

[shamanzhuha]

That white book is simply the death note for the fast food industry 😂

[tylerbriggs]

He can single handedly destroy all restaurants and fast food places with the knowledge he has.

[Flaremaracle]

the fact that bro is beefin' with every fast food franchise is just god level 💀

[blehbleh]

The pettiness you display to any restaurant chain that messes with you brings me such joy.
Edit: wtf, how did this comment get so much engagement, and how did I not get notified of any of it? XD

[Delphic_Wendigo]

Gotta protect this man at all costs, he's lived atleast 9 lifetimes

[melineeluna]

Jordan keeps making himself come off like a wise old man, and then gets mad when he is perceived older than he is. Jordan, you are a treasure: timeless and widely sought after