Xur Sold All the Good Illegal Fireworks Yesterday

Xur in 1 Minute this week - Xur's inventory this week is all pretty mid. He has a decently high Exotic Roll on the Liar's Handshake and he's got an OKAY Main Ingredient ... that's about it. TL:DR - Here's my Review for Xur in 1 Minute
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[Klonerism]

They need to double the strange coins we can hold. Xur giving us a stackable buff so we can all dance around the motes we cannot collect because the buff gave us all the coins, is not it

[dooshnukem]

"let me milk your vex"

I didn't know Homelander plays D2... 👀

[Janedoeoftown]

Xur is that one shady crack dealer that everyone depends on.

[SanjayTPlays]

Not only are these always short and sweet, they're honest. No "GOD ROLL KNAWING HUNGER"

[Tomaltach]

Something I didn't see mentioned the warlock armor piece is the one from the shadowkeep campaign so if you havent dont that or dont own shadowkeep grab it regardless to get that piece in your loot pool.

[TimothyMark]

cerberus+1 after the catalyst rework is nutty, it literally feels just like an automatic shotgun now and I love it.

[Resolute.j]

I miss gnawing hunger. I hope it comes back with updated perks. I'd like either Repul Brace + Destab rounds, or a Stats for all + One for all roll.

[hhaste]

That Main Ingredient is very good for PvP.

[simianhawk]

that escape velocity be looking fine if you dont have a crafted submission or good extraordinary rendition

[MythicMagus]

"Quad Bowwow"
Your exotic names are always peak.

[Xerkxes]

Warlock armor having to much mobility should be a meme by this point.

[leggeddog]

I have that subs/rampage roll on my gnawning hunger from years ago, i got like over 10k kills on that thang. its good

[SnyperMKJclL]

Hey! Dont Dismiss that Gnawing Hunger... Sub/Rampage is a freaking fantastic roll... although i still prefer my old Sub/Demo roll, its a freaking beast!

[ShaoShaoMienshao]

"Quadruple Bow-wow" almost made me spit my orange juice

[Rydoge]

I’m always excited when he sells gambit engrams. So I can get the loot without playing gambit.

[CraftierUD]

Don't forget subsistence does more on autos and smgs.

[Muktr]

He's not supposed to be able to sell stormdancers... crazy

[MeowlanieJane]

Xur: "I think you have terrible need of my gifts..."
Me: 😬"I'm...uh...I'm actually good!"

[Sulphyrous]

I wish we could get some older armors from vaulted raids like crown of sorrow. I want the shadow silence armor for my hunter

[Sonichero]

I just know I'm gonna be waiting til the next expansion for xur to sell another Artifica armor piece