Rainbow Reading the Book of Soyga

Levar Burton, beloved for his soothing voice and literary enthusiasm, sits down with the mysterious Book of Soyga, his curiosity piqued by its enigmatic reputation. As he opens the ancient tome, his fingers trace the cryptic symbols and arcane diagrams. Suddenly, his eyes widen, and his voice shifts from its familiar warm timbre to an otherworldly cadence.

Demonic renderings inspired by Francis Bacon.

Music ~
Unreleased, unfinished Reading Rainbow remix. Sample from Steve Horelick‘s original composition.

[LightEvader]

I wish I were Levar Burton

Where's my iconic reading rainbow role?

[SogenOkami]

I don't remember this episode from when I was a kid. Kinda glad too. Mom, pick me up, I'm scarred.

[AFoxinSpace]

Great animation as always, but also really nice use of the theme song's sample

[gaz]

Reading rainbow is how I learned to speak infernal as a kid. Good show.

[therealdonaldtrumpjr]

Lavar Burton stole a magical bloodstone ring from my father back in the late 1970s, it is the source of his power.

[azalago]

Next episode, Levar Burton reads the Necronomicon.

[SparetimeWriter]

Crude translation:
Fire of the spirit burning.
Oh, the light... the light... it speaks.
It speaks in rivers of flame.
Come, come the wind.
The wind of voices.
Whispering secrets oh the glory.
Shanda la shanda la, we are one.
One in the light, the light is coming.
It's coming, the end and the beginning.

[_Jay_Maker_]

This is exactly how I expect Levar Burton to act these days.

[Monomiknose]

One of my childhood favorites. Old recordings don't do this anymore, but on the live airing anyone watching actually got astral projected into a mind prison for what felt like a thousand years. It was only a second in real time though, and no one's parents believed them. "No, no, they were reading a Bearenstain Bears story..." they'd always say. "Don't you mean BearenSTEIN Bears?" I'd ask, "No, no it's BearenSTEIN Bears"

Very cool episode. Maybe if I watch it a few more times it'll take me back

[mathteacher]

Today I learned about the book of Soyga. Thank you! 📖👹

[HiFenDinok]

New umami variation dropped, time to whip out the tankard of moisturizer and maximize the throughput

[cybertruckeralpha]

Turn on subtitles to sound it out with LeVar!

[normantent]

This was my favorite episode growing up

[bulkhungry]

He looks for things . Things that make him go .

[parknplay]

This is why Troy just wanted a picture

[Artyom]

Where is the fire from the eyes that I told you to make?🔥

[jsmoothie]

Woooah, perfectly translated. Thank you

[BrandonCourt]

When he said s̢͙̻̟͈̻̝̹͍̥̘͈͒̒͑̑͑ͧ̽ͥͭ̑͜e̢̛̼̦͎͓̣͓̖̲̗̭̼̍̎͑̅̀͗̀̐̄̐́ͩ́̓̌͘͟c̵̖̮̰ͩ̏͑̂ͧr̢͕̖̮̼̪̤͚̣̻̾̆̆̄̇̆́̌ͯ̀ͩ̏͑ͫ́͐ͣ̚̚͠e̡̛͓̠̭̳̪͓̲͙͉̞̙̮ͦͯ͐̂̍͛ͣ̆̕͞t̙̪̺͎̾̊ͯ̃ͦ̀ͧ̇̒͆͟͠_̇͑̚ͅs̸̨͕͓̰͓͚̼̹̞̦̯̤̘͇̳͗̐̌̑̑̅̉̂ͣ̏̆ͩͪ̋͘̕͟͝, ̴͖̱̺͔̯͙̱͍ͦ̇͛́̄ͪ̀̈̂̌ͮ͆͝ g̴̵̴͓̜̼̩̘̝̘̾ͧͬ͒ͭ͘͜͝l̮̝͑ͬͩ̎ͧͤ̅͡o̱͑͆ͬ̂͢r̶̷̨̛̬̠͚͓̱̤ͦ̓̾ͫͫ̂̀ͨ̓̈͟͡͡ͅ_̭̳̘̲̔ͨ̒̏y̶̵̧̡̛̝͍͚̝͚̠̱͍͕̞̠̩͑̐̀͗̑͌͊̈ͤ̅̾ͫ̂̄͑ͯ̕̚̕͝, ̸̷̵̵̡̡͚̭̮̥͎͈̰̬̤̗͈̲̭͚͎̖̂ͫͧͥͧ̄̓͒͋ͤ͌̈̀̈͊͘͜ ş̷̶͉̖̞̺̰̟̬͙͕̱̿̑̿̉̐̅ͦ̇ͨ̀ͪ̊͟͟ḫ̢̳̰͎̬̳̗̄͌̐̔ͥ͐̽͢͝ͅạ͇͆̈̀̉͒̉ͫ̿͒̃̚͜n̶͕͍̘͎̆͆ͦ̑͆͐̓̿̅͐͋̋̂͘͠d̴̸̵̦̺̤͍̤̰̪̯͓͗͐ͭ̈́̀́ͤ͛̓̄ͤ̓ͮ͂̀͐ͪ͂̓̐́a͢_̠͉̪̐ͬ͋̎͑̚͢͝_̴̵̨͔͕̘ͭ͒̀ͭ̀͌̂̐l̴̢̼̞͔̬̱̞̫͔͖͖̘̥̜̊̊̈́̀̾͒ͣ̌ͦ̂͑͌̍̐͘̚͟͜͟͢͞a͐ͧͅ_̸̇̓̾́_̵̡̨̘͙͇̞̤͇͕̀̎ͤ͛̋͋ͥͦ̎̑͋̂͊ͯ̊ͯ͗̍ͯͫ̚͟͝, ̤ͮ, I felt that

[drownedcreation]

The Book of Soyga is written in Latin.

[jeff_theepic]

“Hey kids! Today we’re going to read the book of Soyga!”





what the *FUCK*