'I... am STEVE'

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[CharlesTheGreatestPlan]

They gotta put it back on the crafting table 💀

[Izice_]

The only redemption possible for this movie is if he turns out to be herobrine


Reading this reply section has been one of the most entertaining things to do on my long train rides. Thanks everyone Ig lmao

[Mcytinnit]

“I, am Steve.”
Nah that shi is becoming a meme atp bc aintnoway 😭😭

[archinspide]

“You… you are…”

“Yeah, I’m Steve”

[SpaghettiLover]

Remember when he also said in the trailer “It’s stevin time” and Steved all over the screen

[lucas.garreb]

Jack Black: I...
Philza: Don't say it...
Jack Black: am Steve
Philza: * Dies *

[ItzTrafalgar_Law]

they needa leave this in the furnace cuz it is NOT cookin

[MetallicMonkey]

0:23 is just plainly described as hilarious

[NerveUnderscore]

I screamed "I KNEW IT" when I saw it 😂

[cryptictheseus]

I dont even want to watch it after seeing everyones reactions

[SemiHypercube]

That line ended up being so funny but for all the wrong reasons

[missplayer]

I just wished the actor who played Steve was young and tanned.

[Elblitz._]

I love the "veteran survivalistic and beard man" what steve gave to us

[Meeegl]

Nah bro this is Crime Maft, this is Spine Draft I am NOT spending the 6 dollars 57 cents necessary to see a movie for this, throw it into some lava, yeet it onto a cactus, hell chuck it into the void I just don’t want to see it ever again

[Joaobatista-jefu]

Steve in Minecraft: 🟦
Steve from the live action: 🔵

[somerandomperson]

I hope this is one of those things where it’s so bad it’s good, because him saying 
“I… am Steve.” is so amazingly bad I love it

[MaxEllSibSwe]

That honest was one of the only good parts of the trailer. Like, you can tell he's chewing the scenery at least and having a good time and, you know what, surrounded by that horrible trailer, the idea of an old and flabby Steve living his best life and being a dumb ass is funny and I'll take it.

[breadlord]

at this point i'm beyond caring. as long as jack black has fun i'm happy

[JustAFishBeingAFish]

They ran out of coal while cooking it...

[dmitrykhvostik]

When Jack Black said "We'll make this Mine craft" i applaused for 3 hours

Trully one of the movies ever made