Objection, Hearsay!

Objection, Hearsay! #lawyer #objection #court #hearsay

[GabCom]

His brain was like :
"This is dumb, he don't need to be conscious for this."

[TilDrill]

"Yo dude there is a party tomorrow jessica just told me ab…"
"Objection, hearsay"

[gwolfstahl]

Stopped them before the question becomes an earworm in the jury's minds.

[amandap]

An objection so good you even got to Object to the judge's initial ruling and he was like "Oh shit you right"

[stevep]

Its so important to block the hearsay from even being said to prevent backdoor nonsense from being heard!

[Schmidtelpunkt]

But isn't that why all lawyers chose that profession - to shout "objection!"?
It would be the highlight of my day. Every time.

[anthonysteer]

Played it off so smoothly even he couldn't believe how cool he was

[bryanna-]

Objection so good you didn't even object to the question, you objected to the very premise of the discussion itself

[ablebravo]

40k lawyer: Objection, heresy.

*kills other lawyer with a flamethrower*

[SeshanTM]

Probably one of the easiest mistakes to make while questioning

[kimudo]

In mock trial... same deal. It becomes a reflex. You start wanting to hit every issue and end just knee-jerking the bad arguments out of existence.
Good man.

[ultimategotea]

A good performance feels like a dream afterwards, you know it happened, but you might not know what happened.

[louie]

A Lawyer that Lawyers without even realizing it, now that’s the kind of Lawyer you want and NEED

[HEXAN-SC]

You can tell you’re good at something when the impulses you have are correct, when you don’t need to think things 100% through and get amazing results, that’s how you know you’ve made it

[Tikorito]

Even lawyers are prefiring now. Make the hacks less obvious!!

[cajunguy]

"bruh, it's LITERALLY something he *said* he *heard* "

[travislebaube]

Things said can't be taken back or forgotten. Great for you not to even let them "hear the question."

[filipemartinho]

Especially good since the jury wont even be able to THINK about the question

[cryochick]

My favorite thing I heard
"Objection hearsay"
"It's not heresy I heard him say it"

[OptimusPhillip]

Worth noting that that one lawyer who "objected to his own question" objected on the basis of hearsay.