You've Been Chosen...

Don't you just HATE having to constantly buy imported Coronavirus at inflated prices? Why not come on down to C_O_S_T_C_O, for fresh, cheap, locally sourced COVID-19!

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a spam email meme about Costco trying to reach you (about a $1000 survey and local Coronavirus), because you've been chosen. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Don't you just HATE having to constantly buy imported Coronavirus at inflated prices? Why not come on down to C_O_S_T_C_O, for fresh, cheap, locally sourced COVID-19!

[Oler-yxxj]

Of course, YouTube marked it as a coronavirus video

[TheAndermany]

No, I dont think I will accept the local corona virus in my corner.

[bbthegreat]

This feels like deleted Spamton dialogue

[FleshG]

0:13
the accent sounds like funni swedish man
they turned Joel into a robot

[thickboi]

Holy moly $-1000.00!!! Now I can get out of my crippling gambling debt and accept my local coronavirus!

[chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo]

didn't know they have Daleks working at Costco now

[Backgrounder]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [big shot] vibes

[gabrielaligarciarodriguez]

For the last time, i don't care who the IRS sends, i am not paying my taxes!

[MBRx]

The notification looked so freaky cuz it just said “you have been chosen” and I thought I was about to get raptured or something 😭

[ГлібКосс]

This is a certified [BIG SHOT] classic!

[BoatFlyer]

It’s so nice of the local coronavirus in my corner to offer me -$1000 for doing a survey

[stardust-reverie]

there’s something oddly comforting about the fact that the kind of 90s spam robot email that spamton deltarune was made to parody still exists

[foolishamphibian]

"Accept Local Coronavirus In your corner" Just sounds like a threat

[mr.explodey]

it kills me everytime i'm reminded that spamton's dialogue is actually accurate

[ErisEntropy]

I saw the title and thumbnail and my mind immediately went to
"Welcome to Costco 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest urban supermarkets."

[mushroom]

Find single hot coronavirus in your area 🔥 💯

[jentegeeraerts]

Local coronavirus? In my corner?!

ACCEPT

[Icanteven-jd]

My Hogwarts letter comes by owl and it reads, “You’veBeenChosen…”

[TheHiroClaw]

the fact that there is a covid19 info panel linked to this video makes it 100x funnier