Two Days Into Belgium (FULL SONG)

Note: Germany did not have much time...

Inspired by "2 Days Into College" by @aimeecarty6474

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[Minecraftsmewtwo]

1940: I’m 2 days into Belgium… wait is that the Eiffel Tower?

[ILuvBanannerz]

“That all my useless allies think that I’m doing so well”

Rip Bulgaria, the most underrated Central Powers member

[AnOnlineDweller]

I like how this is a mix of silly humor and the gruesome reality of fighting in WW1. It's well balanced and gives the song character

[SupercellularChaos]

I like how this switches between the perspective of the individual soldier and the perspective of the entire empire.

[mennadahman]

"IS TO NOT TO TRUST ITALY"
This line hits so hard plus they did not learn from their mistak

[stupiditycantdecideonaname]

Beethoven has been real quiet since this dropped

[Bryant-seas]

Can’t wait for the sequel two years into USSR

[anotparticularlynotableguy]

I clicked on this video thinking it would be some joke. And now im sitting here at 16 in the afternoon crying on my couch at this masterpiece.

[mashimancolirl]

WW2 version:
-Im two years into russia,
-Building my defensive line
-Theres some guys lets call them the allies
- Say they want to end my life
- But that doesn't sit with me quite right
- Im scared, i see their troops in sight
- And I just keep thoughtlessly throwing troops at soviet lines in the middle of the night
- I wake up to our panzers
- My food tastes insanely old
- I open up the wrapper see its all covered in mold
- See I dont like fighting them
- But i must obey as ive been told
- So i just charge ahead, shoot everywhere and hope our lines will hold
- Italy keeps telling me that im doing so well
- I try to see it honestly I find it hard to tell
- If I need help or I need guns
- i try my best to remain calm
- I tell myself, I say it loud, it's fine I'll figure it all out
- I tend to forget, my empires not liked
- in a way this war of mine will lead to my demise
- I've got time
- I've got time
- Im two years into Russia and I know the land's not mine
- But these guys we called the allies are still enemies of mine
- My allies say im crazy say I took it way to far
- Cause the Russia and the allies have me fighting a two front war
- Im two years into Russia and my soilders want to rest
- Theres just so much that I want to rule that I have not ruled yet
- Theres just so much land I want to take
- And theres been too much death
- Moscow is not that far its easy to forget
- That all my usless allies think that im doing so well,
- I try to see it honestly this wars a living hell
- If I've done wrong or I've done right
- I wish I'd rest after each fight
- They say retreat
- I said alright
- I think I wont
- I maybe might
- I think I should stop being slow
- Battles rage on and I should go
- The one thing that's important above everything else
- Is for russia to learn not to trust me when the war drums start to swell
- I try believe it when I say
- If it's meant to happen it'll happen anyways
- I'll be fine
- I've got time
- I've got time
- Im two years into Russia and I lost in stalingrad
- This war seems to turn against me I am not doing so well
- Surrounded by enemies from each side
- I'vs been pushed back to my border
- I really need to restore my nation's order
- And I just keep desperately sending troops towards the battlefield in fright
- I wake up in the morning
- And I see Berlin under seige
- I try to remain calm but there is no where left to flee
- Our defence has just collapsed oh crap
- I see the foreign troops inside our city and we have no choice
- This is the only way, the only way, is to surrender

[YourAverageDayZEnjoyer]

“Humanity is mad. It must be mad to do what it is doing. What a massacre! What scenes of horror and carnage! I cannot find words to translate my impressions. Hell cannot be so terrible.” - An Unknown French Officer (1916, Later killed in an artillery barrage)

“I am young, I am twenty years old; yet I know nothing of life but despair, death, fear, and fatuous superficiality cast over an abyss of sorrow. I see how peoples are set against one another, and in silence, unknowingly, foolishly, obediently, innocently slay one another.” - Unknown Soldier

“No man’s land under the snow is like the face of the moon: chaotic, crater ridden, uninhabitable, awful, the abode of madness.” - Lieutenant Wilfred Owen, in a letter to his mother (1917)

“The whole earth is plowed by the exploding shells and the holes are filled with water, and if you do not get killed by the shells you may drown in the craters.” -
Rudolf Binding, German captain, October 1914

“I wish those people who talk about going on with this war, whatever it costs, could see the soldiers suffering from mustard gas poisoning. Great mustard-coloured blisters, blind eyes, all sticky and stuck together, always fighting for breath, with voices a mere whisper, saying that their throats are closing and they know they will choke.” - Nurse Vera Brittain

Here's a list of WW1 Quotes that help highlight how messed up that war truly was.

[PurpleWhiteVioletBall]

Blud dropped the coldest song and didn't gave us a blanket

[Missouri_ball]

Here's the lyrics if you want a block of text instead:
(Note: Bolded text means that's a rhyme or anaphora (anaphora is when a word or phrase is repeated Infront of a sentence))
(Also Tell Me If I Missed Anything)

_I'm two days into Belgium_
_Building my defensive _*_line_*
_There's this guy, Let's call him Britain_
_Says to move back past the _*_Rhine_*
_But it doesn't really sit with me quite _*_right_*
_Because I just can't match his naval _*_might_*
_And I just keep thoughtlessly throwing soldiers at the French lines in the middle of the _*_night_*

*_I wake up_*_ under fire_
*_and I wake up_*_ really cold_
*_and I wake up_*_ in the mire_
_see my food's all turned to _*_mold_*
_see I don't like fighin' France but must obey as I've been _*_told_*
_so, I just shoot around, and keep my head down, and hope our lines would _*_hold_*_ and_

_Austria keeps telling me_
_that I'm doing so well_
_I'm try to trust him honestly_
_I find it hard to tell_
_If I need guns or I need bombs_
_I try my best to remain calm_
_I tell myself, I say out loud "It's fine, I'll figure it all out"_
_I tend to forget, my empire's quite young_
_in a way, this war of mine has only just begun_
_I got time_
_I got time_

_I'm two days into Belgium_
_and I know I've crossed the _*_line_*
_'Cause that guy that we called Britain_
_is now a enemy of _*_mine_*
_My allies say I'm crazy_
_said I took it way too _*_far_*
_'Cause France was secret friends with Russia_
_Now I'm in a two front _*_war_*

_I'm only two days into Belgium_
_and my frontlines are a mess_
*_There's just so much_*_ that I want to rule_
_that I not ruled yet_
*_There's just so much_*_ land I want to take_
_And there's been so much death_
_Paris is so far away, it's easy to forget_

_That all my useless allies_
_think that I'm doing so well_
_I try to see it honestly_
_this war's a living hell_
_If I've done wrong or I've done _*_right_*
_I need to rest after every _*_fight_*
_They said "Retreat!" I said "*Alright*"._
_I think I won't, I maybe _*_might_*

_I probably just take it slow_
_but battle rage and I must go_
_The one thing that's important above everything else_
_Is to learn not to trust Italy when the war drums start to swell._
_I try to believe it when I say if it's meant to happen it'll happen anyway_
_I'll be _*_fine_*
_I got _*_time_*
_I got _*_time_*
_That's where I'm at_
_to be honest_
_just two days_
_Two days into Belgium._

[PolishTortoise]

this song is pure fire, PolishTortoise certified ✅🔥

[Settidoesart]

Bro this is art. This is legit better than the original

[Beenotbee]

The Austria walking into the wall is just what they did during WW1

[GyroScopeGD]

"This war's a living hell" gives me chills everytime for some reason

[KakamanfromRussia]

2:04 and he still did it 20 years later 💀💀
Edit. No way it blew up like this! Tysm!! But i started WW3 in comments so to clarify: i meant WW2

[MuffinWasHere]

the lyrics for the peeps who need it: I'm two days into Belgium
Building my defensive line
There's this guy, Let's call him Britain
Says to move back past the Rhine
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
Because I just can't match his naval might
And I just keep thoughtlessly throwing soldiers at the French lines in the middle of the night

I wake up under fire
and I wake up really cold
and I wake up in the mire
see my food's all turned to mold
see I don't like fighin' France but must obey as I've been told
so, I just shoot around, and keep my head down, and hope our lines would hold and

Austria keeps telling me
that I'm doing so well
I'm try to trust him honestly
I find it hard to tell
If I need guns or I need bombs
I try my best to remain calm
I tell myself, I say out loud "It's fine, I'll figure it all out"
I tend to forget, my empire's quite young
in a way, this war of mine has only just begun
I got time
I got time

I'm two days into Belgium
and I know I've crossed the line
'Cause that guy that we called Britain
is now a enemy of mine
My allies say I'm crazy
said I took it way too far
'Cause France was secret friends with Russia
Now I'm in a two front war

I'm only two days into Belgium
and my frontlines are a mess
There's just so much that I want to rule
that I not ruled yet
There's just so much land I want to take
And there's been so much death
Paris is so far away, it's easy to forget

That all my useless allies
think that I'm doing so well
I try to see it honestly
this war's a living hell
If I've done wrong or I've done right
I need to rest after every fight
They said "Retreat!" I said "*Alright*".
I think I won't, I maybe might

I probably just take it slow
but battle rage and I must go
The one thing that's important above everything else
Is to learn not to trust Italy when the war drums start to swell.
I try to believe it when I say if it's meant to happen it'll happen anyway
I'll be fine
I got time
I got time
That's where I'm at
to be honest
just two days
Two days into Belgium.

[ItzThaiAnimations]

bro this song is so catchy and i love it!!! this song is so 🤩🤩🤩✨✨

[MrPotatoMan]

Father: What did you learn today?
Son: Not to trust Italy!