Reading My Old Diary Like It's a Work of Classic Literature

(names have been changed to protect my own dignity)
I don't know if this is funny to anyone but myself but the idea popped in my head so HERE IT IS.
I give you full permission to hate 13 year old Rachel.

[audreyh.]

Cute things to call your significant other:
• honey
• sweet pea
• darling
• 𝑷𝑰𝑮

[AvaElizabethRomine]

“Tomorrow with be our one week anniversary!”

1 second later:
“Bertum dumped me yesterday”.

[Octobris]

I have no money left. I'm broke. Okay, I just counted 20 dollars in coins. So now I have 20 dollars. Except in coins.
* deceased *
Edit: randomly came back to the video and saw my comment I'd forgotten about with 5, 3k likes. Well okay then 😆

[newtlewis]

"Nobody makes fun of eighth graders"
She didnt know
she didnt k n o w

[alinabuschmann]

Bertram: I luv u rachel
Rachel: heh?
Bertram: j/k

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[flaviapaula]

"Bertram is going goth" is the sentence that shall bring world peace

[brer]

"sorry I'm such a pig"
"You're my pig"
Relationship goals

[horserider]

13 year old Rachel: Tomorrow will be our one week anniversary.
13 year old Rachel the next day: Bertrum dumped me yesterday.

[devynbracken]

Jane Austen wishes she could compose such literary intrigue and drama

[acehasaface]

Straight Line:
Broken Line: ———————————
Iconic Line: *”Bertram’s Going Goth.”*

[simplysierra]

Sequel: reading classic literature like it's my diary.

[-ana_banana-]

“I’m so sad, Bertram’s going goth”
Oh no THE EPIDEMIC HAS COME

[bobsponge]

One taught me love: Bertram
One taught me patience: Jebediah
And one taught me pain: Thaddeus

[liafiry]

When I hear “Bertram is going goth” all I can imagine is Bertram from the hit tv show Jessie with eyeliner and a black wig on.

[haleynaclark]

“Bertram is going Goth”
“I’m such a pig lol”
“Tomorrow is my 1 week anniversary with Bertram.”
“Bertram dumped me yesterday”

*Top 10 saddest quotes*

[toast]

“Sorry I am a pig lol”.

Bertram: “You are my pig”.

Very romantic

[patrickmichelsen]

Profound. Perhaps all of us should say "hahehoha" more.

[noramoriarty]

"He likes to say 'maybe'."

When she sipped the tea I lost it lol

[clementine]

Didn’t realize that names were changed at first... spent a whole 7 minutes thinking she grew up with kids named *Bertram* and *Jebediah*

[x.graceterry.x]

My diary :
First page.
"So I'm going to start a diary! Today was cool. Oops, gtg, can't talk right now, LOL."
The rest of the pages :