Girls as soon as their man leaves the house😂

[mattackaigaming]

The laundry basket in front of the door... I do this and I'm a man. The shadow demon that comes out when my wife is gone is weak to laundry.

[Delicate_Disaster]

"Don't tell your dad" with a nibble of ice cream off a fork. 😂

[hallienold]

Girl wrote the whole Declaration of Independence 💀

[jocelynmitchell]

NAW I CANT MAKE THIS UP
WHEN SHE SAID “Oh iTs MIdNIghT” I CHECKED AND ITS MIDNIGHT FOR ME TOO

[cat.mittens]

"that one's been brewing in there for a while" 😂😂😂

[Pennyfront]

....you didn't have to call me out with the " I'll just send a small text letting him know I miss him" 😅😅

[markbellingan]

Let me just send him a quick message yeah it's quick😂😂😂

[babyastro]

Girl your the most relatable person I’ve honestly ever seen! ❤

[stolenaceofspades]

I wish you could see me right now
Yeah, let’s FaceTime 😭

[paardebloemxx]

I can’t sleep when my boyfriend is gone, I eventually pass out while watching reality TV. 😂 Too relatable.

[kristaprice]

I got stuck at the thermostat scene. 74 for the regular setting! Holy shit I would be dying and I'm a woman! We keep our house at 68/69 during the day and 66/67 at night. Part of it is that I'm a broke cheapskate but a small part is hormone fluctuations lol. You can always add more clothes and blankets but it might be weird to strip down if your warm..

[keiraeditsstuff]

That "perfect" was everything 💀

[Kasonconn]

THE BROKEN LAUNDRY BASKET HANDLE. I CAN RELATE. Those things are so weak. 😂

[HollyUrBestieHolly-hcqf]

✨The laundry basket just in case a bad guy tries to break in✨ Got me dead

[Evelynheart_]

You are underated you should really be verified

[iiluxee]

As soon as you said “Woah, it’s already midnight” I looked at the time and it’s midnight 😂

[KeenanCastle]

You're either tiny or thats a gigantic bed 😭

[kaylamcme]

Literally the switching back and forth between “fun me time!” And “I’m lost without him 💀” is so me

[avnichawla-nfrk]

the long text and that ones been brewing in their for a while was funny

[ReadObituaries]

So, we all have that laundry basket with 1 handle broken, huh? Lol