Weird Old Computer Mice: Viagra, Bullets, & The 4th Dimension

Unboxing and testing more of these weird old mice with a Windows 98 PC! Checking out a Viagra NASCAR mouse, a dual-wheeled '4D' mouse, and a piece of ammunition that begs to be plugged in. All from the early 2000s and all kinds of silly Oddware.

● LGR links:

● Download an archive of the iWheelWorks software here:

● All background music licensed from:

00:00 Three Weird Old Mice Intro
00:39 Pfizer Viagra Mark Martin NASCAR Mouse
09:06 A4Tech Wireless 4D Mouse
19:41 BulletMouse Rifle Bullet Mouse

#LGR #Retro #computer

[FranzKafkaRockOpera]

The Viagra mouse's ball being grossly over-lubed is hysterical. For a promotional product, they really went the extra mile.

[JustinSable]

"The scroll wheel is rather unsatisfying and rather small." I thought Clint was done with the Viagra puns by the time he got to the bullet mouse, but I was wrong.

[medusesti]

Those puns during the Viagra mouse bit were rock solid

[grimvisionz]

the viagra car mouse was definitely facing some "stiff" competition in the car shaped mouse world

[AltimeterAlligator]

I cannot believe the Viagra mouse stands up when the user touches it. The designers must have laughed during testing and decided it was a feature.

[partariothegoth]

"lubricated laughter" ahaha. I love it when creators add in extra fun for those of us that like subtitles

[dataterminal]

Ironically, the Viagra mouse was really hard to use.

[rider]

As a child I remember finding a Bulletmouse in my mom's bedside cabinet, really cool to see one in an LGR video!

[kamild_]

"The reason this sucks is because it's awful"
Fair.

[andy]

It’s pretty common here in Europe too. Not as extensively and generally limited to pharmacies though: gifts are a way to convince them to suggest that specific company’s product instead of a competitor’s. Not really a healthy practice, but it’s thankfully heavily mitigated by a legal obligation to inform clients about equivalent drugs by lesser known brands, which are chemically identical but cheaper.

[MeruSama]

Holy crap I had that Viagra mouse when I was in high school.
It's just as LGR says. People representing the brand come into doctors offices all the time pushing their product and give out dumb little gifts. My mom would bring home weird plushies, mice, flash drives all with a product name on it and this was one of them.

[marcberm]

Three Weird Computer Mice is my new favorite show! I can't wait to see what the next three mice are!

[colinwatt]

The Viagra mouse is genius design, it literally makes it hard for you.

[Kumimono]

Damn the puns, and triple-entendres. Curiously though, I'd have thought the Viagra hardware would have gotten rid of any software. Also, Hard Drivin' for the DOS might have a been a game to try. Though, even that had worked, I'd wager the steering would have been stiff.

4D mouse would actually be useful for scrolling through PDF files. I often read service manual, which have minute text and pictures on them, so a +100% zoom is constant, as is scrolling in the, 4th dimension, which we all know, is horizontal. Would the programmable button have been useful for rudimental macro key inputs? Or could the extra scroll wheel be used for, say, gear shift in racing games?

[Snev]

2:21 Clint just casually dropping puns, absolutely relentless

[Uncleharkinian]

Clint going full Carolina at the end was definitely something

[MrYster]

Stiff floppy, short chord, lubed ball - that Viagra mouse is the gift that keeps on giving

[catacombboy]

When Clint was mentioning the Viagra mouse short chord I truly expected him to say "I hear they have a pill for that"

[PXAbstraction]

This is a level of subtle pun overload I've rarely experienced.

[szponiasty]

A4 tech 4D mices came in multiple flavours, and they all were awesome. I had one of these, but with USB cable (not wireless). And it was awesome. And the middle button menu was the best thing for a programmer. As well as the vertical scrolling :)