Top 10 Most Hilarious Golden Girls Moments

The most hilarious "Golden Girls" moments were golden indeed. Our countdown includes the birds, game show shenanigans, protection, and more! Which "Golden Girls" moment cracked YOU up the most? Let us know in the comments!

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[WatchMojoLady]

Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are the original Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie - change my mind!

Speaking of which: which Golden Girls character are YOU!

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Blanche: "I have no secrets from you. My whole life is an open book."
Sophia: "Your whole life is an open blouse."

[MS-fein]

My favorite scene is not a funny one. It was where Dorothy tells her doctor off after he dismisses her. This episode and Designing Women taught me to not give up, even when a doctor doesn't believe you.

[PintheDog]

The Great Herring War was a genuine scene. Betty actually told that story on the spot. Bea and Rue couldn't hold in their laughter, because what Betty came up with was so ridiculously funny.

[celticpoet]

Another hilarious bit through the show is whenever Dorothy subtly threatens to send Sophia back to Shady Pines.

[RhaegarTargaryenst]

Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?

[jjstar]

Blanche’s sleep depravation delirium always gets me. “I see little balls of sunshine in a bag... does this mean something?” 🥴😂

[chelseacanales]

“Picture it: Hollywood 1985, four beautiful actress…” I love The Golden Girl ❤️💛💚💙

[jonscreen]

You should do a top ten best moments for Sophia, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy each. That would be some stand out GG content

[GregJoseph]

ROSE DON'T! That tea was for my Mommy.

[GramGram-nrwx]

This is my favorite episode.
Dorothy: Honey, lean over a mirror some time and take a look at yourself.
Blanche: Where's a mirror?
Sophia: There's one in the tool drawer.
Dorothy: I think you'd better take a sedative before you look.
Blanche: Don't be silly. I look at my face all the time. How different could it be leaning over? Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Dorothy, why didn't you tell me about this before?
Dorothy: Only on your back, Blanche. That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a face lift.
Blanche: Oh, you're right. I'm gorgeous. I'm gonna have to meet men lying down.
Sophia: I thought you did.
Dorothy: Of course that way, not only does your face fall back, but your chest does too. Unfortunately, it falls back and off to the side.

[marcoguerra]

Dorothy: "Ma, I'm going to make a question and whatever you'll answer I'll believe you.
Did you tell John Nereti the night of my senior promo to go away because you didn't like the way he was dressed?"
Sophia: "Well..."
Dorothy: " L I A R " ... XD that gets me evetytime!

[Bribrigl]

When they got 12 months of men (calendar) Blanche dated as a present and Sophia said she was surprised Blanche could walk after October 😂

[amberjohnson]

Any time Dorothy snapped at Sophia for going too far with her wit and wisdom, saying “not now Ma!” I still laugh I love this show!

[billyaltvater]

I love the herring war story. The way Bea said "Did they ever shoot a herring out of a cannon" you can yell by the look on her face and the sound of her voice she was trying not to laugh. RIP Betty White

[nikki]

I love when Dorothy covers Sophie’s mouth when she knows Sophie’s about to insult someone based on what they’ve just said, leaving themselves open to insult.

[theatergeek]

"Better late than...pregnant!" LOL

[micahgustremblay]

My favorite’s the story of Dorothy’s engagement ring in her wine glass, and “it turned up three days later.”
Rose: “Where’d it turn up, Dorothy?”

Dorothy: “On the home shopping network.”

[anitagreen]

My absolute favorite
Blanche: I'm gonna go on that date with Dirk.
Dorothy: was there ever any doubt?
Blanche: well momentarily. Dirk is 5 years younger than me.
Dorothy: In what Blanche, dog years?
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[clancyalexander]

My favorite is when the girls embarrass themselves, particularly Blanche like when Rose is dating the little person or Dorothy invites the priest for dinner. Blanche's "God I wish I was dead", was totally hilarious.