US Gov is not locked in 😂✌️

[Jayshn]

The government does NOT have its priorities straight 😭🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶

[Grant-pujc]

POV: the mind controlling ant who makes you say “cron” doesn’t like when you complain

[COOLGUESTGUY]

“It’s all happening because of that damn phone” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[mrsmith]

I mean putting out a big ass fire is really fucking hard

[Not_ARobot]

Youre funny OkCron!

Please dont get shot 7 times on Novemer 22nd, 2027 at 1:19 PM EST

[KeegenMerenda-pd]

WE NEED TO SEND THIS MESSAGE TO THE 🦅 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Timthepotato]

1: They’re deploying cops to schools as security, at my school we have one who walks around the halls making sure no one is trying to shoot the thing up, he’s a chill guy too.
2: They can put out a fire, in California rn, that’s not a fire, that’s a fucking inferno. Your local fire department is NOT gonna be able to put that thing out quickly.
3: Bru what are they supposed to do 😭?? A single country alone, even if it’s a superpower like the US is, can’t single-handedly fix climate change. That’ll have to be UN’s job, which the US is a part of, but not the only country.
4: It’s up to YOU to get a job. It’s YOUR job to get your ass up and start sending a job application to your local 7/11. Stores like 7/11, Walmart, and Dominoes will hire just about anyone. And if you want a job that isn’t entry level and requires things like certain college degrees, and you don’t have money, get a scholarship. If you can train hard enough in something like football and get noticed by a scout you can get a scholarship to a college and get a huge discount on your tuition or even get your tuition FREE.

Now, about TT getting banned, idk why ppl are just ignoring the fact that it’s spyware from China similar to something like Temu, but whatever. Also, there are like three other platforms you can move too, those being:

Youtube: Shorts
Instagram: Reels
Snapchat: Stories

Big creators like Khaby Lame won’t just suddenly lose everything they had, they’ll just be moving to a new platform. If you’re wearing a blue shirt, and brown pants in the kitchen, and you move to the living room still wearing a blue shirt and brown pants, does what you’re wearing change? No, it doesn’t, all you’ve done is move rooms.

[Alstra.]

“Doesn’t know how to stop a fire” the fire’s bigger than Manhattan, bigger than San Francisco, and slightly smaller than Barbados

[CertifiedBenchwarmer]

I don’t think you know how hard it is to put out a fire that big

[levdoeseverything]

UNENPLOYMENT IS HERE TO STAY💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Skibiditoilet-ih]

Your a funny fella OkCron.
Don’t get shot at 1:19 EST 22nd of November 2027

[Documentories-of-DABE]

OkCron needs to run for president when the time comes.

[Artur_Morgaem]

“the spy has already breached our defenses, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be-“ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ColaCannon]

They really said “It’s because you’re always on that damn phone!” 💀

[Haziq-pj]

"It's because of that damn phone" ah goverment

[goofy_boi]

“Does tiktok access the home WiFi network” yeah no shit bro😭

[Shadows_commenter]

The government be focusing on the least of their problems 😭

[MajorScott-rz]

Yall can and should be able to live without TikTok

[Strawberries]

For those who don’t know yesterday a old guy went to target until he relized that he wanted a dishwasher so he got free tickets to Disney land but he decided to go to Europe instead
Hope this helped 😊

[Cole-pul]

And they also want Canada as their 51st state💀