Ranking the Midwest States With No Explanation

Everyone has their own opinion about which Midwest state is the best, but this is the DEFINITIVE ranking of all the Midwest states, offered up to you with no explanation whatsoever.

[raccoon]

As a Michigander, I’m stoked about being higher than Wisconsin, but I’m ready to fight over being lower than Ohio.

[dr_drungus]

Michigan is objectively the prettiest state in the Midwest

[inktea]

Minnesota’s #4 because people always confuse us with Michigan.

We’re the state that people don’t completely gloss over but wonder why they forgot it exists.

[peep]

At first I was mad Michigan was so high and then I realized they are the only state (Maybe Illinois) that is worthy of being an Ohio rival

[jayk]

As long as Iowa is above Nebraska this list isn't completely crazy. But I am not sure why Illinois is so high.

[DeclanMacNeil]

After hearing that, Michigan is number 1 by far. But in my opinion he only state that’s ranked too low is Nebraska

[Wulfstan]

How is Ohio the Midwest if it damn near borders the ocean?

[Arthur_morgan]

Wy you do indiana like that and ohio is barely a midwest state

[twobitsandpepper]

At least we still beat Nebraska. --From Iowa.

[kathyg]

how is Kansas, Missouri, Indiana and ohio midwest?. Missouri is south west, Indiana and Ohio is north east. Nebraska is just midsouth, maybe also Missoui.

[rhiankocer]

lol I’m telling you as someone from South Dakota it fuckin sucks

[TheNonOriginalGuy]

As a Wisconsinite myself

Illinois is only relevant for Chicago and Minnesota is just the Mall of America and underperforming sports teams

[JustanothaLAresident]

Missouri has a lot to it I would put in 1st placw

[MOMCyclone]

I live in Missouri and I’m surprised we weren’t at the bottom of the list

[mcheese]

Ohio is absolutely the worst state by far, i'd rather take Indiana's horrid pothole ridden roads laid next to cow patty fields over even the nicest small town in Ohio.