Weird Things We All Do But Would Never Admit

Know you are not alone.

[jaylalawton]

when you're home alone singing and before you try to hit the high note you have to check if anyone is home.

[stonytony]

watch raindrops roll down the window and see which one wins.

[sonicandmlpmaker]

Okay, I know that's weird but, that's just what I do ...

When I'm home alone, I walk in circles and tell my self stories ...
I just love that .

[JamesL]

I've been watching buzzfeed for like 3 hours, and I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for at all. I'm making great life choices.

[lucadellasciucca]

simpliy just talk to yourself when u re alone? am i the only one?!?

[taykay]

I'll put my headphones on and pretend i am listening to music or something just to listen on people's conversations

[emilyrivera]

When I listen to music I often pretend I'm the one singing the song and everyone loves me... 😑

[wendytestaburger]

Everytime I click on one video I end up having like 20 buzz feed videos in my history

[zacharyallen]

Sometimes when I'm alone I think that people I know are somehow watching me through a camera and I start acting like I normally would if I was around them, you know then I can't act like my regular self... does anyone else do that?

[SuperSilverSerpent]

So many times I pretend that I am recording when I play singleplayer video games. I even crack jokes to my "audience" and wish that I actually was recording the whole thing...

[ellavaleyrinneemerald]

Making scenarios in my head that have 0.00% chance of actually happening.

[falselytrue]

i talk to myself alot like i was filming a youtube video

[ThatGuy-hcei]

Every single day, when I cook food, I describe everything I do to my dog and pretend I have a cooking show.

[ArtEsoterica]

might as well name a few:
-Every time I'm in the bathroom I make the weirdest, creepiest faces
-I always imagine how well my high school would make as a fortress during an apocalypse
-Sometimes while playing video games, I'll do my own commentary as if I'm recording or someone else is in the room with me... except that I'm alone
-Every time a cat meows at me, I respond mimicking it's meow
-And this last one, I know everyone does but never admits... peeing in the shower

[tay_]

1. Peeing in the shower
2. "Gotta run up the stairs before the door closes or the monster will eat me!"
3. When I'm alone, I act, sing, and dance like a weirdo in the bathroom...
4. I secretly play games like Barbie or Elmo from time to time... I'm not sure why...
5. I practice flirting in the mirror.
6. I practice fighting in the bathroom. By myself. I'm just wrestling myself in the bathroom.
7. I pretend I'm an actor on some really famous TV Show... first off when I was 3 and watching Dora, I used to pretend I was Dora going on adventures, and boots was just an imaginary friend. Or when I was *FORCED* to watch iCarly with my older sister when I was 5 (I'm not that old, don't judge me) and I pretended I was Freddy.. 1. I'm a girl. 2. I'm nothing like Freddy. 3. He isn't even the star... Like, what the heck?


Dayum I'm weird.

[clintrathman]

Who here still uses a finger nail to make an x on a mosquito bite

[chboskyy]

I like to pretend I'm vlogging and talk about what I'm doing to an imaginary audience...

[SnoepLover]

- i run from place to place in my house to get there faster
-i search in the fridge for food and when i can't find anything i still go back 5 mins later .. u know, just in case the Lord has brought me something
-i make fake fb accounts and friend myself so i can check myself when i was last online
-when i'm home alone i pretend im a superstar and perform all over the house and act like a fake crowd is singing along with me by singing the song in a whisper kind of voice
-i re-read old messages on fb and when it gets awkward i just delete them
-when im listening to music i fantasize im dancing on it like a professional choreographer or fantasize im in a music video
-i chech myself out in glasses outside
-when i dont feel like greeting someone i pretend i didn't see them and walk on the other side of the sidewalk

admit it, you do all of these things too don't you? ;)

[yaheadah]

I do my make up in front of a mirror by myself but act like I'm doing a YouTube video. "So today I will be starting off with.."

[jiminsteenytinypinky]

Am I the only one that doesn't really cry over marriage proposals?