Virginity Rocks! - Nightmare Time Season 2 - Ep 2 Abstinence Camp

This song is unironically really good go argue with the wall abt it

I do not own this song pls pls show all of your love to Team StarKid and watch the entirety of Abstinence Camp here!

And buy the whole recorded album here!

Performed by - Jon Matteson, Kim Whalen
Written by - Jeff Blim

[starkidstuffiguess]

this is the most viewed NMT2 song on my channel and rightfully so

[corinneeaglebridge]

It’s a song about abstinence but it fucks hard

[spillymcspillmore]

Them tearing off their shirts to reveal second shirts underneath will never not be funny.

[Xhalph]

Those baggy khaki shorts are a great wardrobe choice. They're so aggressively sexless.

[awknAngel]

Jon ain’t got no business being that fit in a song about abstinence

[lawrencefosterjenkins]

even without nightmare time context you can tell it's satirical and not one of those corny pro-abstinence music videos because the song is unironically good

[fae]

Kim really gave it her all in the vocal department with the chorus of this song

[grlld.chs_possum]

1:19 I find the little hand slap hilarious.

[thewoodlandcryptid]

1:06 everything about this song is amazing but jon awkwardly hiding behind the tree during kim's part might just be my favorite

[lr]

I find it hilarious that Jon is particularly hot in abstinence camp.

[OKDL]

as a Christian, this is so accurate to bad Christian songs but at the same time so much better????

[avajones]

I never thought I could be scared of the guy that played Paul, but damn, this character throughout the episode was unsettling in the Jeff kind of way

[shannonevisco]

I really like that they use they/them pronouns for Taylor! Even non-binary characters have to be abstinent according to Christians, haha-

[ivysalen]

I showed my dad this the day before we watched TGWDLM just so that he'd recognise Paul as "That Virginity Guy". My family was very confused.

[JenniferScrimshaw]

You can see a dog walker in the background at 0:58 and I can't help but wonder what they're thinking about all this

[matiganschumacher]

I love the foreshadowing of Jerry and Jeri being parents and having previously had a sexual relationship, it just makes it so much better on a re-listen

[TheElyonBrown]

Everyone say thank you to Lauren for the choreography <3

[senpais]

i've chosen to make this my asexual power anthem

[furiousstudios]

Everyone is cheering on Kim (for good reason) but can we please show Jon some appreciation too, he did amazing as well

[RomonicaDiGregory]

Jon and Kim both genuinely popped off on this one. Good for Jeff for giving them such a kickass, catchy vehicle