Pick Two Pokemon, The Rest Will Come Attack You

Brand new Pokemon Hypothetical! What two Pokemon would you choose to defend you?

Edited by KaptainJackFlash

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[ConnorG]

I love how John was supporting Super Blah’s choice by saying that the Seviper can’t stab you in the sky, when that was his plan to take care of Staravia

[TheDewgongler]

I love seeing all the different approaches to the question in this video. Like mikey took a very analytical approach and Jack just went all In without thinking twice

[Purplecliffe]

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Purplecliffe: *SUNKERN*

[gabrielreyes]

I’ve been thinking about this problem for a full 14 minutes and 18 seconds, and I think the best answer I have is Snorlaxs and Sunkern. You have the Snorlax defend you while the Sunkern absolutely destroy everything else with solar beam. Jack is right, 10, 000 of any Pokémon (that can do some form of damage) would be better than any of the other options.

[KestrelDC]

I caught a Sunkern just as Jack started talking about his 20, 000 Sunkern lmfao. Gotta love how polar opposite his and Mikey's responses were.

[rajji]

John: "makes a fictional picture of a seviper on tauros army without carijg about stats"

Mikey comes in: STATISTICS! BASE STAT TOTALS!

[hiyapatil]

I'm with Mikey. Arcanine has never once let me down and Staravia is excellent aerial support (although Jack's answer is my next favourite)

[lexi]

Sunkern, absolutely. 10000 will beat everything else on the field by themselves. Just like the one with rats, people really don't understand how much 10000 is in this situation.

[nathanielspohn]

Just stumbled across this video. Sunkern and Arcanine go hard. Taking Arcanine removes Sunkerns biggest weakness. Pop a Sunny Day and spam Growth, Solar Beam, Leech Seed, Synthesis, and Seed Bomb. It also had Ingrain and Grassy Terrain for insane healing. The Arcanine also has Sunny Day and Solar Beam. A bunch of STAB fire moves, some coverage with the elemenal fang moves, double kick and close combat, and extreme speed.

[pixeldoesart]

I love how John enthusiastically agrees with every answer

[dip]

Jack definitely knows about power in number. "Apes together stronger".

[DvnDragonP]

here's what I had in mind about John giving us the choice of two slakings. Even with truant if we time it correctly so that each slaking cover each other when truant happened, we can make slaking attack every single time

[skeletortheoverlordofevil]

Everyone else: comes up with good, thoughtful plans

Jack: S U N K E R N

[awkwardvulpix]

Jack sold me tbh. Though I will say, given the stat total, 20k isn't much more than 10k. So I'd probably go Sunkern alongside Arcanine. Arcanine being generally agreed as the biggest Sunkern counter, as well as giving you, as the trainer, an option to maneuver about the battlefield, as I THINK it's the fastest among the choices. Except Ash. Ash is pretty fast.

[stephentodd]

You know what? I'm actually agreeing with Jack on this one. 20, 000 Sunkern

[JoshMarkSoul]

Bro Ash got hands. Remember when he held a 2000 lbs Pokémon in like it was a gem?

[KaiserWilhelm]

Option 1: You find the mythical reverse Slaking that loafs around on Turn 1 and add a regular Slaking. You now have two Slakings loafing on alternating turns. Then you take the 10, 000 Sunkerns, which are your death fodder. On the turns Slaking 1 is loafing, you send in the hoard as a meat shield for Slaking 2. This Sunkern shield alternates along with the Slaking.

Option 2: You choose Ash and his plot armor protects you. You also take the Staravias because 50 Staravias using teamwork to beat back all these other Pokemon is absolutely something that would happen in an episode.

My castle defense is perfect.

[PQRDG]

When seeing this at first, I had the same idea as Mikey. Now that I think about it, I think I would go Sunkern/Arcanine. Arcanine can use Sunny Day, and Sunkern has Chlorophyl. Assuming speed works comparable to Mystery Dungeon in this example, your small army of seeds is moving at Mach speeds, while you ride off on an Arcanine into the sunset

[pigismal]

10000 sunkern as a wall and 50 staravia to pick off the enemy, pretty much you are completly protected by your sunkern hoard while the staravia do the hard work (of course the staravia would also use double team spam so they don't get killed)

[orionthegamer]

I’m definitely with purple’s logic on sunkern, however, I would go 10k sunkern and the staravias.
Reasoning: even if we’re assuming that this all out battle won’t apply normal turn based pokemon battling or even worst case, all the sunkern and staravia are level 1 and the rest are 100, I would still say we can probably apply some general turn rule that for every attack the attackers use, the defenders also get an attack (roughly). With that in mind, I look at 2 moves for the sunkern: endeavor and grass whistle. Endeavor would do big damage early (though even 1 damage at a time, 10000 sunkern is up to 10000 damage and going 1 at a time, not 1 damage would be wasted on an already fainted pokemon) and grass whistle gives me some extra time to whittle away at their hp. Now the staravia choice is for 2 reasons. 1. The keep me up and away from the fight. 2. That takes gust (and other similar flying moves) out of the opposition that would be a problem for my sunkern. The main problem besides them is the arcanine group. But there’s only 4 and they will quickly fall to the sunkern army before they can do any significant damage to my 10k strong army.

tl;dr 10k sunkern = unbeatable action economy and staravia keep me at safe distance.