God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network

Stargazers around the world were able to see one of our closest celestial neighbors. God's Penis peaked in its fullest at 9:35pm EST, but hung proudly in our night sky throughout the night, according to NASA.

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[thatsruffdog]

I still wonder if that girl’s reaction was to a real eclipse or an actress for the onion.

[acester]

"Traveled 250 miles to see if God shaves" 😂

[KingKajiit]

How the hell is this video not demonetized lmfao

[dulguunjargal]

Should I be concerned since after I saw the absolutely amazing sight it started to rain this weird white liquid for a few minutes.

Nonetheless I loved seeing the thing and wish I could see it again to take a picture since My previous Camera broke after it got rained on

[BlueTheup]

i figure the change from "tribal quest" to "allied society quest" was less about being mean (after all, several of the groups are literally tribal people, i dont think anyone would say thats rude) and moreso just that "tribe" isnt really an accurate descriptor for a good chunk of them. for example, the ananta, dwarf, arkasodara, and omicron quests are all companies/services

[casbot]

While it was slowly getting erect, remember that the last time God _came, _ Noah had to build an Ark due to _Gods semen_ flooding the world.

BTW That is why sailors are called seamen, it's because they were all at sea because of Gods semen - why else do you think the sea is (now) _salty._