Dr. Manhattan Destroys DC Universe

[alexoblivion]

After watching the 2009 'Watchmen' movie, the Justice League decide that 3 hours of giant blue dong flopping around is just too much, so they go to Mars and tell Dr. Manhattan to put on some pants. He politely refuses, waging a war using only his meat hammer. The Justice League respectfully try using magic, but Dr. Manhattan begins slapping the turkey. 'This is why I'm a doctor.' Guy Gardener then attempts to explain that you have to complete your college education to actually be an accredited doctor, and that his credentials are falsified. Dr. Manhattan refuses to come quietly as he yells out 'NO.'

[AkagamiTcg]

Bro i swear its always Guy Gardner fucking something up lmao. No Wonder Hal and John dont like him, and why he isnt a member of the JL

[alienpl]

Punching Manhattan is like punching Goku
You hear prowler theme and three seconds later you’re dead

[crucbleka]

Manhattan probably isn't really paying attention to the fight considering how he's omnipresent and omnipotent

[jessedunn]

Ya Dr Manhattan is kinda a no win opponent. He'd have to care for you to win. As even if he offer himself he'd get board and put himself back together again.

Phisical existence again was his first trick.
Most things won't even affect him.

[asteroidkatfacts]

Fun Fact:
Dr.Manhattan was based off Captain Atom from the version he was in his original Charleton Comics.

[CosmicMumenRider]

It’s crazy to think that Mobius Chair Wally West is basically Dr Manhattan but with Irrelevant Speed and people still think Goku beats him

[goliathprojects]

I like the concept of Doctor Manhatten. He is so mighty that he has become only an observer. If anything should bother him he can just end the moment then and there without any second guess or consequense.
If I dare to make an image of god, this is what I imagine him to be

[gideoncy]

The fact he was curious about the whole situation 😅

[IHMEATriders]

Bro would absolutely smack jean grey into the ground👀💯

[anhalt]

A blue glowing nervous system saying "ahh..." was the funniest shit Ive seen today

[thebatman]

Super Amazo vs Dr Manhattan would be great

[davisousaki]

bro so strong he has his own chat bubble color 💀

[Shirokroete]

Bringing Dr Manhattan into the dc continuity is such a spit in Alan Moore's face lol

[geminilius]

manhattan prolly didn't even register the fight. like an ant punched you

[melissaors]

Dr. Manhattan is so powerful, he is a nigh-omnipotent god-like being who gained his powers after an accident, he also restarted the DC Metaverse in seconds, he is completely invulnerable and can reconstruct the structure of molecules and disintegrate beings from existence.

[zakariyyamccullin]

The main kicker is mentioned in 1 Kings 11 verse one and two: King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh’s daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites. They were from nations about which the LORD had told the Israelites, “You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods.” Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love. So clearly we can clearly see Solomon disobeying The LORD God as well. Good points!

[ovyle]

And they still lasted longer than the avengers would💀

[Unlucky-]

"It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma."
"Who the hell is steve jobs?"
"Ligma ball"

*reverb vine boom*

[SerriSpice]

Lost to a dude who doesn't know what pants are. personally, wouldn't have let that happen.