November 12, 2023

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We all get rocked sometimes. Lol, ain't that the truth. That "godspeed" face drop is almost funnier than the entire video. Comedy genius, my man.

kellyhallman

Holy flashbacks, Batman:
"You *_ARE_* under arrest"
🤣🤣🤣

SupaEMT

Porta potty cop getting decontaminated..🤣

margaretdevery

You gotta REALLY be F‘ed up at a music festival to get the cops on your case. Damn near threw up on a cops shoes once, all she did was make sure it was just the booze and that I wasn’t driving.

Robynhoodlum

Hope he finds those goth girls eventually. God speed brotha.

Living_druid

"Tried to start a mosh pit in the food court" Sir, its not even 6 a.m. on a Monday 💀

neurodivergentpixi

This is normally the part when the fake seizure happens

iamdave

Remember if you ever tip a porta potty over to tip it onto the door😂😂

residuefingerz

I’ll never forget ODing off something laced & had a full grand mal seizure at MDC (Miami Dade community college) … had no idea what happened, my friends told me. My 1 friend thought I broke my skull cause I fell back on a (I shit u not) a CONCRETE WATER FOUNTAIN. Even days last she told me she’d never get that sound out her mind.

I was panicked… EMS got there before cops & this 1 REAAALLY nice Paramedic asked me what I had taken/(just trying to figure out how to help me medically) but ALL I could hear was “I’m in trouble I’m in trouble” & she could absolutely see it… technically I was enrolled in MDC for GED courses but I was still just a kid… that was my 1st experience w/an ambulance, anything like that…(i’ve also always had this massive fear of authority for as long as I could remember) I was so scared I didn’t wanna talk PLUS I was still recovering from the seizure so my words were delayed…
She said “WERE NOT HERE TO JUDGE U… that’s NOT our job, but the ppl who do are OTW. We’re only here to make sure ur safe/help save ur life…. (Aside from the obvious medical issue atm, it was obvious I was VERY sick, VERY young…) she helped me get up so I could “go pee”
And “let me” flush everything …
The cops kept prodding her saying “SHES GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING ON HER” she just kept saying, “I know as much as u do man, I’m here to provide aid”

Cops ended up leaving cause they couldn’t charge me w/anything but, the paramedic DID pull my mom aside & tell her what was up, that she was pretty sure I had flushed what I had so as long as I had nothing at home/didn’t try to insist on any weird stops on the way, I’d be ok ftm & that I seemed like a sweet kid who was scared but I NEEDED to get help desperately. (This was way back when the opiod epidemic started) my mom has been trying ti get me help for suicidal ideation/depression for YRS… the kicker was… no one would take me cause I was considered a liability being a young as I was & they just didn’t know how to help.. really made me think I was beyond help for so long.

I really don’t have words for the amount of gratitude & thanks I have for EMS… only reason I get to be nussled up in bed w/2 of the most beautiful, FATTEST cats someone could ask for is because they brought me back EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Got to a point when Fet came out they were called to my house atleast once a week. Never judged me… never berated me… never acted like “what’s the point” even talked me outta a DNR when I kept profusely apologizing & saying I’d sign one just so I didn’t have to keep bothering them…

I was so hurt, ashamed… depressed… I knew I was dying… I just didn’t wanna “inconvenience anyone anymore” not hard working ppl who could be spending time on someone who deserved it..…. Certainly not my family…. I didn’t want them to suffer anymore.

This emt leaned in & said “u can OD every day this week& we’ll be here everyday this week just as fast, every single time…
It ain’t over until it’s over kid.”

It still feels surreal to say I’ve been clean since 2015… let alone that, I’ve actually gotten to save a life since cause of HARM reduction & what was taught to me.

On the off chance this comment reaches an EMT/paramedic or hell, even emergency room workers… with every fiber of my being… down to my soul, thank you.
♥️
EMTS & those in healthcare all together truly don’t get the pay/benefits they deserve. The fact half these ppl need another source of income (some even resorting to OF during the pandemic) JUST SO they can KEEP saving lives is UNREAL.

OoooshetriesSs

And people wonder why I refuse to get blackout drunk

ronniefaisstfan

Ooh that face drop at the end speaks VOLUMES about how he really feels! Such good natured professionalism even to the folks who make it hard!

szigtema

can I borrow your finger? snap snap of the pulse oz -so relatable

cloudsunicorns

Taking blood pressure while talking….impressive!

gbolts

The "Godspeed" laughed so hard I dropped my burrito😅

chrismontanez

Seeing someone else say “Godspeed” is amazing since my friends and I have always said that to each other for like 15 years when we are heading out n shit, awesome 😂

theredpillneo