Somali Pirates have better profit margins than Apple #shorts

Shouts to Polymatter for the inspo

[HenryBelcaster]

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[HerrGoofball]

Me and the boys shipping a comically large wooden horse that is definitely not full of Armed Soldiers to a ship that is being held for ransom

[diegosalazar_acm]

"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of cash on the boat, or well you know"

[EliteYoutuber]

everyone gangsta until they enter the grandline

[KazeHorse]

This calculation doesn’t factor in the pretty solid risk of death and even more solid risk of betrayal 😂

[ec]

I love how amazed this man is that theft and kidnapping have such a high profit margin.

[Sil_Of_Sol]

Everybody gangsta til a kid says he gon be pirate king

[faislooYT]

"Finding an investor to finance the raid" was one sentence i didn't expect

[bluebeastgamer]

So Somalia is the dreamland of one piece fans 💀

[xanderwatson]

*those times when the pirates mistook warships as cargo ships*

[slit]

The trick is not to get killed. That really is the key to the benefits package

[dustux]

"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of soldiers"

[TREWQDSAW]

I'm a pirate🦜🏴‍☠️
I'm a pirate🧑‍💻💾
I'm a pirate🚢👨🏿

[DrThrills]

In one cases, the pirates mistook a Spanish warship for a tanker and they got big guns fired at their speedboat

[DR_zomboss]

Every pirate gangsta until the US Navy shows up

[mzwandilemalambe]

I'm concerned by how much enthusiasm he has 😂😂👀

[xanfah]

“Ferb, I think I know what we’re going to do today.”

[ArshanBloxxGaming]

Pirates In 1000s: Aye Aye!
Pirates Now: IM GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES

[skeggjoldgunnr]

I asked an 8 year old child from Kismayo, Somalia "What do you remember from Somalia?" He said "Too many guns."

[brahtrumpwonbigly]

"Crime has better profit margins than business, it just doesn't always scale the same."