SCP-871 'Self-Replacing Cake' Keter Class | World-Ending 🚫

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[frostytheiceberg]

"if further motivation is needed" Just tell them it's a cake they gotta eat and nothing will happen to them.

[samorottheraccoon]

Sounds like a pretty good assignment for a d-class. You get to eat cake all day. I assume that onsite personnel are also allowed to eat some cake if given permission? Sounds like a good way to boost employee morale. Overall this is a pretty benign scp, disregarding the whole cakes-taking-over-the-world thing.

[Crimson-Hat]

I love SCPs. You have blessed Bois like 999 and world ending cakes in the same canon.

[GeoSY]

This is like the potatoes all over again

[steelcrowjpc]

this is the scp I point to as an example of a keter level scp because at first your like ya free cake then you get to the part where it doesn't stop if it isn't eaten EVERYDAY and the copies have the same effects when they start to realize oh that's why it's keter.

[knottheory]

I always thought this one should add D class assigned to this SCP need to be given regular insulin shots.

[redjirachi]

I love this. 871 is potentially one of the most destructive SCPs that doesn't involve reality warping or alternate dimensions, but it's laughably easy to deal with.

[UnitedKingdomOfAmerica]

When I saw the article, I wanted to eat my phone to taste the cake

[derp-construction]

Makes me think of Eddie Izzard's bit about the French revolution:
"Ok, and for you sir; cake or death?"
"Hmm, any chance I could have both?"

[tinystalker]

An SCP that resembles a cake, and must be consumed yo be contained? Now this looks like a job for me

[laze]

This thing is probably the funniest but also the most dangerous SCP

[murphylaw]

“Oh blessed Cake, Fist and foremost in our hearts,
Deliver us now from this foul demon,
Which doth tread particularly heavily upon our lands.
Holy Cake,
Praise be unto you,
Amen.”
-From the tale “Starch and Cream”

[jonathanramirez]

Imagine a cake like this appearing at your home.. you eat it then the next day it appears again and you're like wtf? You ignore it and put it in the fridge and the day after, 2 of them appear... you realize the horror of what would happen if you don't eat it. Do you call the police? Family? Who do I call? 🎂

[darkmask]

You know, I wonder if they ever thought to try and use SCP-2396 Ms. Sweetie to help eat the cakes? That girl's toy sure loves her sugar.

EDIT: I just realized, that Ms. Sweetie might not count as being human enough though.

[Ivan_Hoh]

You know, if this scp really exist, the Foundation should really put the cake at a third world country like africa and explain the replicating properties to them, and just like that, they have solved the hunger crisis.

[charlestaylor]

Gee, I wonder if they'd continue to replicate in interplanetary/intergalactic space? Chilling thought, huh? 😳

[Murasaki_Saya]

If the site was to be destroyed the end of the world will happen

[goyangistudios]

Just give it to SCP-682. He'll be the one to keep the cake from taking over the world, and we already know he likes sweet things because of SCP-743.

[kevinedward]

My family to SCP 871 ah hahahaha "you have no power here" om nomnomnomnom 24 hours.... that cake isn't going to last 24 minutes :D

[_dearghealach_]

I wonder... if the cake continues to replace itself, why doesn't the SCP Foundation just open a bakery? Cake for everybody!
And put an end to world hunger!
... Well, it's cake, so it isn't the healthiest.
But, come on!
Or better yet, feed it to the anomalies! ... Those that aren't obligate carnivores, at least.
Cake, cake, cake! There's no lie!