I AM FISHFISH

hello i am fishfish. i am real and i am watching. every fish you catch, every drop of water that falls upon your skin. i know.
not asmr... only a fool would post such a thing on april 1st...

this is the copypasta:
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death, the bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering as I cast it into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea.
My only friend - the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the pointlessness that permeates this barren world.
I am alone.
I am empty.
And yet,
I fish.

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[ValleyMansonOfficial]

After a nice Italian dinner of pasta Bulonaise & red wine.. you do NOT want to wake up next to them! Truly horrifying/10, will continue to watch (april fool's prank or not).

[HaneulMandu]

The women want her and the fish fear her

[owlbme]

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school
His mind would turn unto the waters
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule
He has no time for farmer's daughters
Alienated from the clique society
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing
His mother says, "John, this is not the way life's supposed to be
Don't you see the life that you are missing?"

And he says
"When I grow up I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman"

Now years gone by, we find the man who rules the sea
He sets out on a dark May morning
To bring his catch back to this small community
He doesn't see the danger dawning
Four hours up, oh, the ocean swelled and swelled
The fog rolled in, it started raining
The starboard bow, oh my God, we're going down
They do not hear his frantic mayday

As he says
"When I grow up I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman"

"I'll live and die a fisherman"
Call him John the fisherman
Call him John the fisherman
We call him John the fisherman

[alyxgraff]

Is that the Fish-erman from Cult of the Lamb?

[Psychboost]

Got a little something on your nose there

[averageguy]

Is it weird that I feel like it should be spelled “Fishfishh” with the extra h