Chicken Salad Sandwich but Not Boring - You Suck at Cooking (episode 170)

Chicken salad was sandwiches are a delicious thing to eat if you like chicken and sandwiches

RECIPE
Season two chicken breasts with salt and pepper pepper pepper then paint with a thin coat of olive oil
Bake on 400F for twenty minutes
Let them cool off, especially if they’re feeling angry about something you have no control over
Shred them with two forks, or if you want to speed up this process use 17 forks
Dice a dill pickle

For the pickled onions:
Slice up a red onion which is purple and about to be pink
Boil a cup of water with a cup of vinnegar
Add 1 tablespoon of course salt (or 2/3 tablespoon of fine salt)
1 tablespoon of sugar
Let that get all melted
Let it cool a bit
Pour it over the onions in a container that can handle boiling water
Let it cool down

Add the shredded chicken to a bowl
Add in an amount of mayonnaise you think is good (I add too much which is the perfect amount but say, start with 3 tablespoons or so)
Add some pepper pepper pepper
Add in 1/2 teaspoon of smoked paprika
Add in 1 teaspoon of cumin
(or add in neither of these and add in one teaspoon of curry powder which is so good)

Add in the pickles and the onions (make sure to chop up the onions)
wangjangle it all together, taste and adjust

Put it on a flat piece of bread. I know weirdly-shaped bread with sharp angles and unpredictable curves is all the rage these days but it’s just not as good for sandwiches so don't try to get too fancy.

Eat the sandwich in a ballgown.

[karltonbanks]

You dont bring chicken salad sandwiches to an event, you place your chicken salad sandwiches wherever you choose and the event will build around them.

[RozyShaman]

No one ever warns about the dangers of cumin deficiency.

[PoorMuddyRivers]

i love that he froze the chicken and sunglasses for a single frame joke. much respect

[Deadlocked.]

It's kind of beautiful that Jacob still gave his cumin away even though he knew he was suffering from cumin deficiency. ❤️

[BrianTimmonsTX]

"SO JUICY" has lived rent free in my head for years.

[marvelgeek]

YSAC: Don’t let the pickles touch the pickled onions or else the pickling will cancel each other out.
Also YSAC: *wangjangles everything*
Me: *confused screaming*

[acupofcoffvii]

Rest in peace Jacob, you will be missed 🕊

[Jay-govw]

That "Mares of the night" joke might be the funniest thing you've said. I dont know why it tickled me so much lol.

[AaronSkone]

You're the first person I've ever seen make chicken salad that didn't put celery in it and for that I salute you. I hate celery.

[jackielinde]

YSAC, it's better to mix your dressing (mayo and seasonings) in a separate bowl, combine all the rest of the ingredients into the first bowl, and then mix the dressing with the salad. This way, you get a much better mix of seasonings into the salad. Doing it your way tends to leave nooks and crannies where anti-social spices tend to clump and hide.

[themareofnight]

2:25 *point @ screen* HE MENTIONED ME!!

[MorpheusASmith]

Finally! Someone who doesn't put apples or raisins in the chicken salad. This is amazing.

[yousuckatcooking]

What's the best event to bring chicken salad sandwiches to?

[justwatching]

Great, you are back to making me cry like when Pimblokto left

[Starguardianbard]

Edward? Jacob? First time ive seen a Twilight joke in a loooong time

[McShag]

This man ALWAYS deserves a like. YSAC, you have given me such joy over the years. Thank you.

[Patriot-v]

These are the greatest food videos on the internet. Period.

[thegodofpez]

I heavily recommend this guy’s cookbook. I usually come here for the humor, but this guy knows his sh*t. Wisdom.

[DasMachineBrettK]

Seasoning glitter- got it🤣🤣🤣 your humor is peak level man 👏👏👏

[kavandsl]

that chicken crossing the road joke/diss really had me 😂