Apple Engineer Talks About New 2016 Macbook Pro

Disclaimer: I don't hate Apple - I actually made this video on my pre-2016 Macbook. In my view it was a mistake to go USB-C only.
Tim Cook - if you see this let's go have a beer!

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Today april 28th 2021, this man, Juan Joya, aka "El risitas" (literally "little laughs") died in Sevilla, Spain, at 65 years old, from complications of a chronic disease.
Rest in Peace, thank you for the laughter, you made people happy all around the world

[frankjohnson]

This is the first time in 9 years of youtube I've had to pause a video because I was laughing too much.

[sepulvedaman]

Whenever I have a bad day, I come back to this. I must have watched it 50 times. This is so freaking brilliant because so true.

[troyb]

and yet people still buy it... i dont understand

[gblargg]

Dongles are the hardware equivalent to DLC for software.

[Jeebuus]

get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle.

I'm cracking up!

Between 3:15 and and 3:23 I died. "YOU WANT A DONGLE?"

[tvurk]

Genius, can't stop laughing! I've seen a lot of these but this might be my new favorite! The subtitles were timed perfectly and they matched the facial expressions during the talk. Great job!

[keithmonahan]

How about we remove the stand from the monitor, and sell you a stand dongle for $999?

[VegasLowRoller]

This is incredible. Best one of these I've seen. Genius.

[mustno]

Didn't laugh like this in a long time. This is a piece of art. The synchronization between his gestures and the text is worldclass.

[zehzahl]

Apple's new tagline should be: "Introducing the New MacBook Pros... Bringing back 1995 all over again"

I laughed so hard at this vid!! Whoever made it is GENIUS!! LOL

[drevestedt]

This is the funniest thing i watched in a long time. I'm crying :-D

[robd]

"Maybe we should get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle." I died.

[doomdoktor]

I fail to comprehend how the fuck Apple gets away with screwing their customers so much without having almost any effect on sales.

[LLubdeRr]

I completly lost it when he said "do you want to buy a dongle?"!Our company bought about 25 of these Macbooks, and the head of IT said, they should stay with windows Laptops. The management said no, because they wanted devices that are faster. After 2 Weeks all of the users were complaining that they need adapters to connect monitors or beamers... we were dying laughing! They said we did not do our job, but we just had to show them the e-mails of the approvals! Apple has become a joke after the lost of Steve!

[Baronial]

OMG I'm dying! This is so perfect! Props to the creator for syncing this so well!

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

I used to love Apple. I would never say I was religious about them, and I certainly was never the person to buy the new thing every year, but I always felt they made solid products that were reliable and worth what you paid for.

That isn't the case any more. Apple is destroying everything that made its product line great - simplicity. Apple customers are generally not the kinds of people that are going to be keen on dongles, adapters, and other mating accessories. Hell, most Apple customers probably aren't tech-savvy enough to know the difference between them.

It's laughably pathetic that you can't even connect the new iPhone directly to the new MacBook Pro. How do you think it's acceptable that your own products can't directly connect to EACH OTHER? What happened to the ideal of Apple's products existing in an ecosystem?

This is going to blow up in Apple's face as time goes on. The launch sales for the new MBP might be good, but this is going to bite Apple in the ass in the long run.

[numberredking]

Damn it, I couldn't hear anything on my new Macbook. Need a speaker dongle.

[PkS-]

As an Engineer...this is hilarious Mr Engineer (The comedian)...a fallen hero...