Break-up Pasta - Aglio E Olio - You Suck at Cooking (episode 14)

This is the best way to ensure years of loving friendship when transitioning out of a relationship.

[madsgracie]

He actually said “stir” instead of wangjangle omg he really is depressed

[gofull]

The person being broken up with was perfectly reasonable. Amazing.

[Cheesus-Sliced]

"I cant afford the paper it would take to list all of your shortcomings"
Best. Quote. Ever.

[TheThief]

as an italian i can confirm that my language is totally made up

[RisingTheClan]

It's a lot of garlic but...I'm not afraid. *Are you afraid?*

[zebrom]

Are you breaking up with me? After all you've shown me how to cook?

[lelong]

But the boiling point of water depends on the atmospheric pressure. Pasta companies should provide extensive information on the variation of the cooking time according to meteorological parameters. This could take the form of a calibration curve for example. A simple "perfect boiling time" on the package is a joke.

[mahmudaakhter]

Before watching this video, I've been giving my pasta a driver's exam, 10th grade trigonometry exam, and a rorschach test to see if it was done cooking! Following the instructions have never crossed my mind! Thanks You Suck At Cooking, you have saved me countless hours which now I can use to handcraft houses for turtles using discarded mason jars.

[GerikDT]

I was under the impression that this man detested garlic. Glad to see he's not criminally insane after all.

[ScottSmith-knud]

I've never cried during a cooking video before; what the fuck is this.

[haley]

What if I pepper pepper pepper PEPPER. Will that affect the end result?

[DeepDuh]

On a more serious note:

* don't chop the garlic, make the thinnest slices you can do. Remember Good Fellas?

* more olive oil (and try and get a good one)

* more pasta water, let the pasta soak up the water together with the sauce for ~1 min and reduce the cooking time accordingly

* add fresh Italian (flat) parsley (this one is kind of a must, surprised he didn't add it)

* personal recommendation: add dried and in oil pickled tomatoes (best is saccla brand)

* add salt when mixing in the sauce, together with the parsley and the pickled tomatoes.

You know, for when you do the marriage proposal instead of a break up.

[AleksandarKospenda]

Kinda unclear. After you say goodbye to each other isn't she supposed to leave? I mean I cooked at my place but she awkwardly ate rest of the past and didn't leave.

[jean-jphd]

every time i see YSAC in my mind i pronounce it as “why-sack”

[YOtshay]

What if you don't have a girlfriend? Should I date someone so that I can eat this pasta when I break up with her?

[NOOBS]

such a depressing act. give these people the oscar

[lauraliciousfy]

'follow the instruction!' I died!!!

[MegaRP]

the legend says she's still eating that pasta...

[awhiteoreo]

Does this work with other pastas? What is the thickness level of the spaghetti? Does this work for homosexuals? When does the pasta's need for love begin to take affect?

Usually these videos are very informative, but this one leaves me with so many questions that I may just unsubscribe, then immediately subscribe back because I don't what I'd do without these videos.

[chessmaster]

I have used this video to make pasta about 10 times (only 6 of those were to break up)