Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

[scallywag]

They forgot to mention they’ve ditched all the ports to make it more user friendly. When battery dies just take it to Apple Store to replace entire thing! Couldn’t be easier!

[eternaldarkness]

This is like comparing Apples to Onions

[brandonmorier]

"Everything is a few 100 clicks away."

"Bro, if i have to click more then 4 times to get what i want, I'll just punch a hole in my sheetrock instead." -Kyle

[Chris_winthers]

I know this is from an old video but damn if it isn't somehow still relevant

[MrOmnisun]

When the onion first released this video I had at least two customers come into my store asking to pre-order this.

[undefinedowo]

I love "the amiable althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe"

[Ntyuask]

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple..."
Spot on 😂😂😂

[godlygamer]

" I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple" could not be a more accurate description of their customer base

[illitero]

This is coming dangerously close to my 11 year-old joke about an iPad Shuffle where you can't select a specific app as it randomly opens a single app at a time. Innovation!

[yeeaah]

"The babbling baby asked the aardvark for some absinthe" 😂

[rozha]

"The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor"
Wtf is that 😭

[TBJ]

"The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacen's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor.

Such beautiful words. Thanks Apple

[reljin]

This is missing the final bit where the anchor says something like:

“it remains to be seen whether this new product will become popular with the business community where people use computers for actual work instead of just dicking around” 😅

[tristandaries]

The worst part is this video is clearly ancient but it’s also 100% applicable since Apple became obsessed with adding bad features a few years ago

[ellletea]

Every single file in alphabetically order 😂

[InigoMontoya-]

I bought one and started typing this yesterday. It is not hard, once you get used to it- I think.

[DrHarryT]

I thought that "this is stupid" almost like it's from "The Onion" then I looked down and saw that it was... LOL

[PunishedFelix]

"The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "écrits" to the abortion doctor" was not a sentence I was expecting to read today

[matthewmerchant]

Reinventing the wheel 😂 that's great

[Worship_Allah_]

"The aardvark asked for a dagger" 😂