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I don't deserve a friend like you.

I like you better when you're sad.

No, I don't care about any of this.

I wish someone would flirt with me.

Ugh, I hate this guy.

This is really weird.

It's called a manic episode, and you're gettin' three more seasons!

I'll be sure to make something truly awful awaiting your rotten employees!

You can shut up now!

That was weird.

Well, I don't know what's normal to you people!

Why did you think I would like that?

Don't ever call us that again.

Welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!

Quick, pretend we weren't having a therapy session!

Congratulations, my little ironclad waffle cones! You've taken the pacifist route!

What you're saying could imply that I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at.

I'm trying my best to remember, but you, and my brain, won't tell me!

We weren't even talking about that!

Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental, like any good war criminal.

Well, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement.

How should I know? I'm not the boss!

What?

Will you stop doing that?