Speak Every Language Or Speak to Any Animals (Animation Meme) #shorts

[eliben]

Not to mention, in spring you’ll be hearing birds flirt and in summer, you’ll hear the crickets flirt. You’re gonna get sick of those horny bastards

[bassickbeats]

A wise man once said “if animals could speak, the entire world would weep for years”

[killua]

No hesitation.
I'm taking every language.
I'll never have to turn on subtitles and I'll finally understand those Russian reaction videos.

[taiguy]

Bruh, speaking every language is a super power. You can travel anywhere without worrying about language barriers, you'll look hella good on your resume, and you can understand if anyone is talking shit or making fun of you right in your face.

[WhteNoise]

Imagine someone insulting you and you just start going off in an ancient forgotten language.

[iiii]

Imagine being able to understand what cats are saying when they’re fighting outside near your bedroom window at 12am.

[MrRaja]

I expected him to speak to computers because he speaks every language.

[HylianKnight]

Counter point. I could finally make sure my dog understands that I'm not leaving forever, I'm just going to work to be able to buy her food.

[starlight]

In a scientific sense, a lot of animals basically only make any kind of talk for mating, so throughout half of the damn year you'll be hearing "hot singles in your area"

[markusreizer]

Speak every language for sure. Imagine speaking in Assembly, you'd literally be a real world technomancer.

[dotdot]

Imagine running away from a mugger into a hoard of stray dogs, and then telling them all "ALL UNITS, FETCH ME HIS SOUL"

[metroidhunter]

Every language for sure. Imagine cussing someone out in seven dead languages, ten fictional languages, three current languages, and two yet-to-be-discovered/invented languages.
They would be more confused than a peanut farmer at a Nutella factory

[iankane]

Translators already make decent money, this would make you the greatest translator of all time. I'd make bank with that.

[sluggy]

I can Finally Go to Japan without worrying if the words they speak have Subtitles

[RaeaTheWaitings]

The roach after you attempt to kill it: I PUT MY ARMOR ON TO SHOW YOU HOW STRONG I AM

[christopherherr]

Ahh, nature is so wonderful. You can hear the birds singing outside.

"HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

"NO, HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

"Let's go mess with the cat again."

"AND DON'T COME BACK UNLESS YOU BROUGHT SOME FOOD FOR THE KIDS!"

Majestic.

[doublehelix]

I've had a cockroach stop, look right at me and then fly directly into me. Pretty sure they know what they're doing.

[ericpark]

A drunk but smart old man once told me, to never mess with squirrels

[gogouru]

Plot twist, he picked to speak every language and he know how to speak to every animal

[Darnelj]

If you can speak every language you are immediately financially secure. Immediately.