How to fossilize...yourself - Phoebe A. Cohen

You can aspire to great things in life, but how about in death? Could you be one of the world's greatest fossils many years from now? To ensure being found by a future paleontologist, you'll need to die in a highly specific way (think within tree sap or on the bottom of the ocean floor), and nature takes care of the rest. Phoebe A. Cohen details the steps your body must take to find future fame as a fossil.

Lesson by Phoebe A. Cohen, animation by Anton Bogaty.

[butterflyfly]

"you better WERK"
someone please tell me who this narrator is i love him so much

[jumrum]

1. die
2. get buried Q U I C K
3. sink
4. *PROFIT*

[supervegeta]

"So lets say you're lucky enough to die."

Yea, lucky me :I

[KambEight]

Everyone, it's time for...AMERICA'S NEXT TOP FOSSIL!

[MrsDHouse]

I don't see the problem with the voice over, or the approach. No one wants to listen to a boring old man lecture and rant about becoming a fossil. Lighten up people, this video is great. Especially the voice-over !!!!

[das_yuwan]

best narrator + best animator = awesomeness overload

[toyotaprius]

"So lets say if you're lucky enough to die..." Hahaha! The Narrator is great!

[hellsbells]

I"m totally digging  the dark humor in this. Super creative way to talk about a typically boring topic.

[charusahu]

Such an impressive and expressive narrator!

[Okayletsg]

YOU BETTER WERK. Sashay away? NAH Decay away. Rupauls Deadrace

[evilishness]

This guy's voice is so fun to listen to! 

[bernardosaldana]

"Did you become a fossil"
"Yes"
"What did it cost"
"Everything"

[viennajordan]

he sounds like an anime character this is incredible

[funtimerhikes]

This video gets to show that being truly famous isn't easy, that you have to work hard to achieve it

[UPlayNetwork]

so you will just end up in a museum a thousand years later, not a good thing

[Juliandank]

I got that RuPaul reference at 0:42 - I see you henny

[santiago]

So, you wanna be a fossil? Well, you gotta werk, sis...!

[retskni]

Brilliant delivery. Pity to those who don't get it. It is spot on. Loved it!! It brought on a spontaneous smile and chuckle.

[nothankyou]

I dont know why but this is the best narrator i have ever heard

[TheMcKenzieHaus]

First time, I liked the narrator over the animation lol “now you better pose!” 😂😂😂