Santa Claus And Mrs Claus Count Down The Lighting Of 2023 Roosevelt Island Holiday Tree

Lighting of Roosevelt Island Holiday Tree tonight.

[AshleyTaylorJohnson]

Well, let me tell you, that tree lighting ceremony was an absolute disaster! The children's singing was like a cat being strangled – my ears are still recovering. Honestly, I don't see a bright future for those kids with their pathetic talent. And the crowd? It was a chaotic mess. Some brat knocked into me, and my precious Starbucks Frappuccino went flying. Discipline is sorely lacking these days.

Oh, and snacks weren't even free – can you believe that? As if I should pay for something at a public event! Ms. Claus showing up was just absurd. She's supposed to be in the kitchen making cookies for her husband, not trying to be all woke at some tree lighting. The whole thing was underwhelming and rushed. They need a reality check on what a proper event should be like.