'I Think My P*nis Stopped Breathing. Do You Know CPR?' | House M.D.

Leave it to House to still make inappropriate jokes to Cuddy, despite having a medical emergency... very on-brand of him, indeed.

From Season 5 Episode 16 ''The Softer Side'': When a teen collapses with severe pelvic pain after playing basketball, tests reveal both male and female DNA. The parents knew this, but not the youngster. Meanwhile, Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) and Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) suspect something is wrong with House (Hugh Laurie) when he begins acting nicely.

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[juliav.mcclelland]

So, did they fake that somehow, or did Omar ACTUALLY have to do that Hugh Laurie? OUCH! The things we do for a paycheck.

[anthonycleary]

"Hoping to fry my brain to death, I smoke some primo crystal meth" is quite possibly the greatest line in this show

[tbjylud]

"I just need to get a message through"
*TWISTS NIPPLE INTO OBLIVION*

[HanMew]

House: *physically exists on this plane of reality*
Cuddy: What the hell is going on?

[troncron]

Foreman saved House with a purple nurple. Maybe the next time House nearly dies they can save him with a wedgie

[mckenziepictures]

"I Think My P*nis Stopped Breathing. Do you know CPR?" —Greg House, M.D., Legend.

[deanfranz]

"I'm fine, other than the fact that my nurple is now purple!" lmao 😂

[doctorplague]

I didn't notice this at first, but rewatching these clips I realize that House and Cuddy's relationship not working was foreshadowed in 13 and Foreman.
Foreman is the responsible one, 'in charge' and looks for something stable. 13 is the self destructive one, that has a hard time keeping herself in a stable situation.

[aerystargaryenii]

House was really ready to die to avoid that conversation

[The_high-commander]

Wilson watching House stand and the look in his face the moment he figured it out is a slight acting nod but makes the whole scene feel more real.

[sugarrrfree]

5 doctors in a room and the hospital president has to check the vitals 😂😂😂

[forgoten]

Kutner: "I don't remember seeing you take any Vicodin today."
House: "I don't remember hiring my mother."

[lucasscoz]

"only thirteen grabs my nipples this time" lol

[XemnasKH]

The whole sequence of jokes at 1:06 is just perfect

[spencergsmith]

“Number one, he’s happy which means he high. Number two, when he moved his bad leg, he didn’t use his hands to support it.”

Further evidence that Wilson is the smartest character in this show, aside from House.

[martijnstuart]

5:16 I love how he only stopped pretending to be asleep when Foreman touched 13 letting them know he is on to them 😂

[bebo]

Foreman must have been a safe cracker he twisted those suckers like he knew the combination, he enjoyed it! Its a good thing they didn't laugh and ruin the take, they would have to do it over again!

[EyedCrown]

"he's not ready", nah, mom's not ready

[sonline]

By far one of my favorite episodes ! I feel bad for house because he was doing good with the methadone.. besides that DID YALL SEE HIM WHEN HE SHAVED !? omg 😳

[vaish]

The poem suits best on House and the last line he added is the example of the mask of indifference and humour he uses to deflect.