Tips that may save your life

[Drapes]

The first one will make others run away be fr

[TheClassmate]

Not younger me farting under blankets and smelling myself to sleep 💀

Edit: This got more likes than expected

[lia-hipv]

If I yell “FIRE” won’t people run away.

[lillian]

Why would I fart in my blanket and sniff it💀💀
I’m scared it’s gonna brown 💀💀💀

[Michaelissoawsome]

The second one is my favorite one to do

[Cream]

Me: FIRE!
everybody:SCREAMS away


Like what? Ty for likes if u will
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[AlanieHarris]

uhm i think my fridge mightt be trying to poison me, but hey look at the good side, it hasn't worked yet!

[Rahul-gsj]

Until a stone appears in front of the tyres 💀

[Azumanohikari_]

Why would anyone run towards a fire scream help instead

[Lavender-ev]

“ don’t drink your water if ice isn’t floating! “
Me be like: I’m gonna get some water . * Gets water * I want ice with it * grabs 4 pieces of ice * * puts them all in *
* them all near the bottom as they got stuck in the bottom of the water bottle as they are huge pieces of ice
Me : AHHHH MOM MY DRINK IS POISONED

[KiraYoshikige]

All of them are false except for scratching so ull have the dna of the aggressor in ur nails

[chlorine-]

Nah yall weird for liking the smell of your farts 💀