T e l e p r o m p t e r

[spiffywoahitsspiffy]

i like this a lot, like damn. if snl caught a whiff of this they'd do a full six minutes on it and make it STANK but you? well you got the touch

[iamthekingofomillionsunsets]

no im not. please stop spreading misinformation about me on the internet.

[TheSaucy]

Dude please never stop doing what you do. You are genuinely one of the funniest people I have ever seen and you’ve made some of my favorite videos ever. I wish the best for you in whatever you go on to do.

[DefinitelyCreative]

Wait, that's not what the teleprompter said. It clearly said "I have comittment issues"

[DragonWinter]

This is one of the cleverest videos you’ve ever made

[atacoman]

doordash came, it's sunny outside, jc uploaded, it's gonna be a GREAT day

[jmc]

they should invent an ink blot test that doesn't look like my parents fighting

[Mpdarkguy]

This is exactly what I have in my head when I try to explain your channel to other people

[senorsasquatch]

Mr Foster please reupload the Batman video that shit might've been the funniest thing I've ever seen

[bathtubXtoasterr]

dude i dont even understand your videos anymore but still watch them

[rdDimensionVU]

This video reminds of the time Homer Simpson said, “It’s funny because it’s true.”

[hajabariwalakusibarikalaus]

i want to know the percent chance that this video was made in this universe

[OOLOIBESOOSSO]

my favorite so far. never ever ever delete

[hkayakh]

The all new sequel to ‘Your Mother is A Basketball’: My Father is A Bisexual!

[kalev]

you are the funniest person on the internet rn

[gavinpikcom]

I hate that youtube never notifies me or recommends your new videos to me despite me watching basically every video you have ever made, anyways keep up the great comedy!

[timothyjohnson]

Nooo! He deleted the -bat- signal video.