Atum’s first act

#mythology #egypt #atum #ra #sun #africa #alonetime #kanecronicles #comedy

[pyroknight]

He is the first major being to COME into existence

[nicholaspoling]

Atum: What's that sound?

Ourano: (crying in the distance)

[JustUs]

That face you made will haunt me in my dreams😅
I love your short mythology sketshes, please do not stop making them, its my favorite kontent😊

[theincrediblebray]

To the Egyptians-This is symbolic of the procreation of existence.
To everyone else-He had nothing better to do.

[sleepy-hollow-shorts]

He was just born but skipped to his teenage years hella quick💀

[TimothoNuva]

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

— Douglas Adams

[yamato]

Atum: okay, okay, it's weird I know. But one Thing- I WAS ALONE IN AN EMPTY COSMOS. What else was I supposed to do? T-pose?!

[bloodhunter]

And all the pharaohs commemorate this Grand deed of his buy recreating it in the Nile River

[revol_]

The sudden realization about the existence of that glizzy & immediate creation of an idea how to use it 💀

[timschulerii]

Relax YouTube, he's cooking breakfast. We just can't see the cooking sets.

[jodijones]

Just spit-laughed my drink all over myself after seeing your expression. Totally worth it.

[johnmartin]

Insert History of the World Part 1 reference

[dxjxc]

You know what, I like this creation myth. It feels honest. No valorous or fanciful tale, just human nature as told by humans.

[rj]

Are you sure that isn't zues long lost brother

[MrDoggoCraft]

I could see that coming from a nile away

[Siris]

I'm so happy I found this, especially during BCT. Thank you dude.

[argyjql]

Technically he was not the first deity it was the ogdad that brought him into the universe in the first place depending on which legends or cult you follow. Egyptian mythology can get really confusing really fast just don’t ask how Ra works or who thoth’s parents were.

Edit: I wish there was a highlight button so I could highlight “depending on which legends or cult you follow, ” because of the amount of people who keep replying that exact phrase to me

[Aurelius]

Ouranos: AYO WHAT THE FUCK!!
Atum: huh didn't know there were other creatures here
Every Primordial god in any myth or religion ever: 💀

[Cannon_Squid]

I can’t believe you put that onto the internet 😂🤣😂

[khyelrodolfomoran]

At the end where Atum start beating his meat that's so funny digital actually happens in egypt mythology