How To Be A Bad Driver!

Do not attempt anything in this video...
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How to be a bad driver
*the following was filmed with a professional driver on a closed course. Do not try this at home*
*the following film is only applicable for street driving on opposite day*

(eating food use phone with headphones on)
Don’t use your blinkers ever. Why would you need to let others know what your doing its none of their damn business.
Drive like this (gangster lean)
Floor it all the time, especially when in downtown areas
Talk on your phone and while driving.
Swear at other drivers on the road
Drive an automatic
Always do your makeup while driving
Move over to the far left lane and go way below the speed limit
When pulling out on the highway floor it close your eyes and pray
Only use mirrors if you need to check out your hair
Merge at the last second
Turn your highbeams on at all times for extra visibility
Drive a Prius
Tailgate everyone, be a leader not a follower
Cruise in first gear, nobody likes being 2nd
Cars always have the right of way because they are larger than bikes and people
Race everyone
Swerve. Rappers talk about so its what the cool kids do
Break check people. Just to keep everyone on their toes
Don’t wear a seatbelt, it could cause chafing.

Song:
Umpire - Gravity (feat. Liz Kretschmer) [NCS Release]

[seanpeifer]

"Drive a Prius." xD I just died!

[Ricardo_C]

How the fuck does driving an automatic make you a bad driver.

[GTSuzukaTimeTrials]

Cars SHOULD have the right of way, ALWAYS. If you step out in front of a car and expect it to stop on a dime for you, then you're wrong. A car takes longer to stop than a human. I never, ever expect cars to stop for me, and if they do wave or flash the lights at me, I fucking run, because I'm not a dick.

[JKB_]

"drive a Prius" favorite line

[garnacherogarnachero]

always cruise in first gear no one likes being second

[mwnoobis]

race everyone, you are only bad driver if you lose :)

[CMoney]

Hey Parker wanna race? I think my 2.2L 237 bhp Honda S2000 will kick the Gallardo's ass, for no reason other than it's a stick shift ;)

[colinmeggison]

Yo Parker, this had me dying so much this is too funny!

[YohCanada]

You should change the title to "how to drive like a floridian..."

[bigred]

When you said that rappers should be your mentors I cracked up man!!!! LOL I listen to gangster rap---and rappers are the last people on earth you should take advice from!!! LOL

[Judec]

Guilty of the race thing lol. Just love to hear the engine.

[zacheast]

Hey dude, you should review a Nissan GTR, preferably Nismo version!
And welcome to the under 301 club! Have some pizza, knowing nobody cares. lol
Nice Video Though!

[xtravisxmanx]

"Drive an automatic" shots fired! Haha nice video, I did not expect a how to be a bad driver video. Creative.

[Ty-lmsm]

This should be played at every driving school. Too funny!

[Aliensundercoverz]

cut people off, because it shows confidence.

play loud obnoxious music, because if you dont the communist wins.

downshift to 1st, because it the other drivers feel like its a race.

brag anything about your car, it inspires fear with the other motorists.

never do any oil changes, because the darker the better.

smoke means your car is running better than anything on the road

turn signals are for losers

dirty windshields, hey california is in a drought. SHOW THAT YOU CARE.

Speed through corners, youll build up driver skills.

drive really slow around cops, if its a 35 drive 25

Be generous with the speed limit, share that 35 by drving 10 and giving away that 25 to another driver.


dump trash out the window. no one likes a dirty car.

[GodAzura]

loving these comical videos keep em coming

[pauljr.harrington]

The “Drive a Prius.” one is so true. Those guys are the worst drivers on the road.

[sumukhanadig]

Kickass ending xD
Nice one @vehiclevirgins

[Aiello_]

aw! i was hoping for a make up scene with a blonde wig xD

[ProfessorPerhaps]

“The pedestrian always has the right of way, unless you in the way”