I Gave a College Lecture on the FNAF Timeline

If I got anything wrong, no I didn't.

I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to present a lecture on the full Five Nights at Freddy's timeline to one of my psychology classes. For added humor and for my own personal enjoyment, I did zero preparation for it. No research, no confirmation of facts, just an off-the-cuff display of my knowledge on a series that I very clearly know far too much about. MatPat, eat your heart out!

Join me as I stumble through the convoluted and tragic stories of FNAF 1, 2, 3, and 4, Sister Location, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator, and Ultimate Custom Night. No Security Breach, no Help Wanted, none of that Glitchtrap mess LOL

Special thank you to Mrs. Mollie who was kind enough to let me use her class as a vehicle for my unhinged, chaotic ramblings about haunted robots. I absolutely love having your classes, and your student-first attitude makes special occasions like this possible. Thank you for being such a wonderful professor.

(by the way if i accidentally used any fan models or something, i apologize; let me know so i can retroactively add credit to the description)

Fun little exposition story for all you lovely description readers: I got the opportunity to do this because before class one day, I drew Springtrap saying "Micheal" (spelled like that) on the whiteboard. One of my classmates asked "Who's Micheal?" and since our professor was late, I started explaining FNAF lore to the class half-jokingly. Once Mrs. Mollie showed up, she promised that if we finished our notes early, I could use the last day of class to give a real FNAF Lecture, and sure enough we finished those gosh darned notes early.

Music credits:

"Dating Start!” by Toby Fox

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[MasterHand]

If and/or when this video gets a million views, I'll make an FNF "Lore" remix based on this video called "Lecture" lol

[ShinigamiSamaH]

Ah yes, the lesson in futility. My favorite subject.

[wi-fihunter]

Me in 2050 explaining to my grandchildren about my childhood:

[yahboicrazy]

see, you think "oh hes just pretending to do a lecture for the funnys"

then you hear the other voices and realize hes genuinely giving an actual lecture on fnaf lore

[IcelandicChair]

now THIS is the college I'd want to go to

[majinally]

i did an entire essay on whether william deserves sympathy or not for my psych class. i love how i’m not the only college student who’s doing this😭

[gergthegoblin]

The stuff the US Education system SHOULD be teaching

[Charles_Foxtrot]

FNAF is like Pi, you can mis-mash the story in anyway you want, but will never reach the end.

[thehumenthing]

He isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need

[fleur]

i like how when he's describing the bite of 83 he sounds like he's on the verge of tears

[megacitationx]

Sent this to my bf. If he does not know the full timeline of FNAF then we cannot be together.

[flamingphoenix]

This lecture would have greatly benefitted from a slideshow

[ice-choco-Icecream]

If I had a time machine I would go to 2014 and present this video to the fandom of back then

[speedyturtle]

As a fnaf lore enjoyer and enthusiast, I loved this. And always remember who comes back

[Cxsonn]

I’ve been a fan of the _Five Nights at Freddy’s_ franchise for a _very_ long time, and I can confirm that I, without a doubt, would _definitely_ do well in a class like this.

[PieMan]

This has viral video energy but is not a viral video. Praying to the YouTube algorithm for you because this was funny (also LOL'd at the person who was like "really?" when you mentioned the quiz was for actual credit in the class)

[littykitty]

Probably for the best you decided to omit anything post UCN and any info from the books. Your students would have probably gone insane the second you say the words "illusion disc".

[joutakujo]

I love seeing people explaining the fnaf lore because there's always little details that differ from person to person.

[Axeeco]

I love the awkward silence after he asked if anybody knew what "getting scooped" was

[janing]

Couldn’t stop laughing lmaoo that’s incredible
I would totally take that class