Marie's OnlyFans? - (Splatoon Short)

Slightly improved version of this short, since there were some details that bothered me about the initial version.

Marie from the Squid Sisters talks about a suggestion she got.

[SinisSeaSalt]

Watch the recent shorts comp episode here:

[AnOriginalName]

Marie is absolutely the type of person to make an onlyfans and have all of her content be her ruthlessly verbally abusing people for even checking

[NinjonLazarus]

You know that there is a problem, when having a dad becomes a flex.

[Maritime_Memories]

Callie: Haha dumb fools. Instead of an onlyfans, I HAVE A CAMEO!! I will totally not regret this.

[Musetrigger]

Marie had a podcast, and it was apparently really successful.

[genshiidoescomms]

OOH YOU'LL NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT BURN!

[KopsiDayzee]

Even if she didn't have a father present in her childhood, according to the stage news dialog in Splatoon 1 for Mahi Mahi Resort, she and Callie modeled swimwear once. Marie's reaction to Callie bringing that up suggests she's ashamed.

[sarcastic_ocupie]

But Marie. We don’t even know who your father is! We know who your grandfather is but not your parents.

[Rat_Is_Sleepy]

At least she gets money by being in splatoon 3.

[yoriichi]

Charge people 10 dollars to see pictures of frogs

[smashi_]

Meanwhile JTVeemo‘s version of Marie: "OnlyFans? Sure why the fuck not?"

[OmegaMTER]

I was expecting dignity as the answer, but that works too

[hexbox]

I thought they’d go down the “I have actual personality” route

[yankee]

Cuttlefish: aye. support the squid sisters and follow there OF

[SkitLegoIdeaTheory]

She’s a celebrity and a secret agent. Why would she need money?

[silentisms]

As an absent father (I'm addicted to Splatoon) I am deeply offended

[kevinzamora]

You know I almost see Marie saying that to someone she doesn't like.

[ThePuff]

Then just ask him for money

I’mma be paying Callie to give me her used fans, then sell em to my mechanic friend.

[Johnathan]

Imagine the loudest ( roasted burn oh) you can think of and put it at the end

[String]

Thank you Marie's father for making the best Splatoon Idol 🙏