Jujutsu Kaisen IRL: what to call short people

#gojosatoru #gojo #jujutsukaisen #height #shortpeople #tallpeople #shorts

[CreatedToComment-shhb]

“Pocket Sized”
“Vertically Challenged”
“Mini Edition”

[LVS.]

“Fun size”
“Snow whites dwarf friend”
“Travel size”
“Mini brand”
“Wet floor sign”

[Iateabatteryfornoreason]

"Snack sized"
"Ankle biter"
"Sea level"
"Portable"
"Vertically challenged"
"Tripping hazard"
"Bone stump"
"Desk peeker"
"Down to earth"
"Scrutiny without the scru"
"Dora's lil sibling"
"Half man"
"Condensed"
"Farquaad"

[aurliiiana]

“Throwable” had me having a seizure on the ground while foaming at the mouth🥰🥰

[predatorasap]

"Built for extreme gravity"
"Space efficient"

[pisnurTea]

“Fun size”
“Travel size”
“Microscopic”

[sargunsran]

Bro called me short in infinity languages. 🗿🤝🏻

[Kos]

I usually just call them a "Tripping hazard"

[celiamuniz]

I call short people ✨things✨✨




Edit 1:how did this get 210 likes>:3

[Black_out]

"I have undiagnosed dwarfism"
" i'm summarized"
"I'm captian levi"

[Itzcanda]

As a short person, I can confirm these are what my friends call me

[sissicaecus]

Gojo uses those nicknames only with Utahime, change my mind 😂

[ARTCSNW]

“i can pick you up and put you in my pocket“💀🙏

[aninditamazumdar]

"Garden gnome"
"Compact"
"Leprechaun"
😂😂💀

[John-Doe-]

Yuji: Hey, I'm throwable Gojo sensei!

[CameronCarpenter-qcju]

If anyone ever calls me throwable….
Be ready.

[HephzibahOkeyinka]

" ankle-bitter " is a good one😂

[TaysCuddlyCreations]

I sent this to my friend and he always calls me short I probably shouldn’t have gave him anymore ideas😅 also love the gojo cosplay

[MoreliaMaciel]

THIS MAN IS FINER THAN ANY-OTHER MAN IVE SEEN BEFORE

[XxRandom_EditzxX]

“Ankle biter”
“Bite sized”
“Shauna Rae on a budget”
“Great grandma’s chihuahua”