If you like any of these ship dynamics, stay FAR away from me

el oh el

Audio: You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch but slightly edited

[rdgrn]

it’s the fact that there’s actually an anime where a fully grown adult teacher is deeply inlove with his Highschool Student to the point where he takes him on a date in an actually nice area alone 💀💀 the anime name is this boy suffers from crystallisation or sum like that

[Midnight_Warrior]

100%
the only case where the age gap is even midly okay is if one person is a mortal (and is an adult) and the other person is immortal/some sort of god

[YouStillHaventpaidUrRent]

1. WEE WOO WEE WOO
2. also WEE WOO WEE WOO
3. MLB be like:
4. sweet home Alabama
5. WEE WOO WEE WOO
6. NO YOU CANT

[moldycheese]

I also hate CEO x random employee— It almost always ends up being unhealthy coercion

[maus-meows]

This is the best and tottaly realistic -food- I mean- Ship dynamics ever:
Cheezits x uhm more Cheezits

[CriminalCase-rs]

No cuz this is painfully truth, it’s always painful to see the shit in Wattpad like saying: “But, he was my step-brother…” I know it’s legal but cmon now this pisses me off so much idk why 😭

[ISay_ThingsFr]

0:12 Stalker x victim is giving yandere simulator

[joiceswingorjolovespapyurs]

100% agree I give you one I hate "step siblings"

[vlalcremie]

Personally I never minded the fourth one but the others are a giant *nope* from me

[percyyval]

i like toxic ships. when they are toxic, not romanticised.
i dont like fyozai as a romance paring, which is awkward given most of the BSD fandom does, but man i like them as enemies who are in a toxic, and everyone around them knows its toxic, relationship.

[kitten]

Roses are red, violets aren’t blue, I’ll become the sun and stay a million miles away from you 😄

[axel_what]

yup stay far from me too. like, very far away. actually, move states.

[atlarius]

I agree, let me just vomit very quickly

[Noicebearsimp]

Omg finally something I can agree upon!

[PhD_Rebrands]

LOOK WHEN I SAY STUDENT X TEACHER I MEAN TRAINER X MENTOR

ITS TRIS AND FOUR ON MY LIFE-

[Cuddls._u]

I agree that's literally disgusting 🤢🤢
But student x teacher, if the teacher is like 21-22-23 and the student is 18-19 I think that's ok, by all this BL vids when a student falls in love with a teacher, I mean love is love, but I'm not siding with that other disgusting ships- but if the teacher is like 37-40 and the student is 18-19 then bye- 😀I didn't mean to offend u!! Or disgust u!!

[VxVxVxVxVx]

One of the ship dynamics i hate is the “Popular Kid“ x “Nerd/New kid/Jock“ ITS TO CLICHÉ FOR ME- 😭

[teresitatabios-hf]

Girly this is so true and yes Im commenting through my grandmas phone nobody reply 😭!!

[duckysguidetoshipping]

Definitely never those are just ones that never

[buttercup-nx]

ngl if the teacher is SOME HOW like 2 years older that is not THAT bad