This is the Bard's fault - D&D World Heritage Posts

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[joshuaguzman]

Don’t forget the Angel that some bard blew the back out just to give us divine soul sorcerers.

[randomnothingness]

I literally used this same type of argument to make a "My grandfather was a very brave man, which is why I can now cast magic..." joke in a recent campaign.

[ZoeBateman]

That’s why sorcerers use charisma for spellcasting, they inherited it from a bard somewhere

[Hazearil]

"I am a Bard-Sorcerer multiclass. A bard, because my dad was a bard. A sorcerer, because my dad was a bard."

[WillofDD]

"I said *slay* the dragon, not *LAY* the dragon!!!"

Ngl, Dragussy probably hit different.

[loka]

That moment when you realize that the seductive Bard stereotype is responsible for a Sorcerer class existence. You're welcome. ;)

[imofage]

Anyone notice how the majority of times, the other half of a half-anything is a human? Humans will pretty much sleep with anything that moves. We should be called "Slutfolk".

[rigure]

The bard to the sorcerer: "How old did you say you were again..? And your mother's name was... Well dang. Hello there son!"

[KeyboardTarantula]

Bethesda knew what they were doing when they made the flame atrinoch.

[verarc]

all imma say is with how that flame atronach was looking at me, it had those "buy fire resist potions" written all over it's non-eyes

[mnk]

Behind every powerful Sorcerer is a horny Bard dad rolling a 20 on CHA-check and a Dragon mom rolling a 1 on INT-check.

[AundreiFrieght]

DM: for the last time that Ogre's male!?!?!
Bard: maybe he's gay?

[SkyFire-Azreal]

I showed this to my campaign's sorcerer
Her reaction: umm... -long pause: well they ain't wrong

[michaelwiltbank]

- last line; "Jesus Christ!"
Me: "Who's that" 💀

[mx_nana_banana]

i can just imagine the first person to do it with a dragon

person 1: “imma bang that dragon”

person 2: “don’t”

person 1: “i’m gonna”

[SkamosTheDruid]

Remember that metallic dragons can turn into humanoids, so they might not even know they're banging a dragon.

[KittyGamer]

Let's be real, if those were real, we would all be the damn bard

[jenniferalberstein]

That last sentence is such a bard thing to say

[HoangTran-znko]

The nonchalantness of “fucking a dragon” is like “a dog? Ewww man. A bear? Dude what’s wrong with you. A dragon? Hee-haw hee-haw”

[jusquanorthwind]

I’m pretty sure the first half dragon happened because a mortal did something that impressed a dragon and the dragon initiated it. People tend to lay blame for sorcerers on their humanoid ancestors but to be honest it seems dragons are the ones out here choosing to make half dragons with everything.