I Allowed Psychopaths to Run the Planet - Welcome to Earth

I Allowed Psychopaths to Run the Planet - Welcome to Earth

All hail Joe.

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ABOUT: Welcome to Earth

The year: 30XX
After a bloody galactic war, humanity is at the brink of extinction
While the population is dwindling,
Earth still has many resources sought after in the galaxy
This is why galactic immigration agents were appointed
Their job is to decide who gets to enter earth, and who does not
You are one of those brave people

#graystillplays #indie #simulation

[wildwikedwanderer]

Gray: let’s choose the worst ending possible

Game: the prophecy foretold your arrival and we are prepared there are only horrible endings

[PdiddyPlays]

Can we talk about how the continents on the globe are actually green peppers...

[ThrowingForContent]

Florida man is still on Earth riding his alligator, towards the nuclear explosions.

[logddax]

There is actually a happy ending for Earth, just follow this:


Approve Jazon Rodneye
Approve Graesen Graezzon
Deny Joe H. Smith
Approve Daniel Peterson
Ask X their target, approve him, give the info of Daniel
And then you have a somewhat happy ending

[fox_girl_]

I like how the "continents" are bell pepers and what looks like balls of tin foil

[adi]

Gray: "The only game where every alien is a divorced alcoholic that was drawn in mspaint"
Me, whispering: "homestuck"

[welkin]

name: x
occupation: assassin


me: this sounds like a 10 year olds edgelord oc

[pentothemomento]

I love how all of the voting options have a Starbucks related answer, and how everyone chooses that one

[mcbabwe]

This is the best I could do which prevented humanity for dying

--Let Jazon in
--Don't let Joe in
--Don't let the prince in
--Let Sarge in
--Let X in
-Give X the location of Sarge's ship


This should make Earth downgrade to what it was at the beginning of the game but the world won't end and there will be no war

[hasanajami]

0:33 it took me a while to realise the continents are a blurred picture of a green bell pepper

[KiroChisa]

Ok grays gonna play another game that was made on bethamphetamine.

[thenoritelonoso]

Cannibal Joes: 100%
Everybody Else: 0%
Everyone: Wait That’s Illegal

[Loki-]

When you realize the "land masses" on that globe are strait up pictures of green bell peppers lol.

[Xymor]

If you allow everyone in but the soldier, and then tell the assassin to kill Joe (the guy wearing the skin), you will get the one and only good ending.

[CitrusTart]

Game objective: Make sure the world doesn't get destroyed

Gray: we're doing the exact opposite

[alexf.]

Gray in any game that is supposed to end well: Im gonna end this game whole career
Gray in welcome to earth:* Surprised pickachu face*

[majinv]

more light speed people projectiles damn it

[ScottStratton]

Nice to see Gray trying to save humanity instead of destroying it! Don’t make it a habit, of course.

[nevepichette]

"Australia is probably the only continent you can live on anymore"

Yeah about that....





Seriously though I pray for everyone in Australia 🙏

[andrijavelimirovic]

" Australia is probably the only Country you can live on"

*Australia currently burning*

Me: Um about that....