BEST pickup lines to get ANY female 😍

[EugeneDoofus]

Nah bro said like I think he might scare girls away

[Loganbearonyt]

*math is easy u just ~add~a bed~subtract~ the clothes ~divide~ the legs and ~multiply~*

[muddyness]

"To get any 'female'..."?

Guy is making this sound clinical

[coconut-wv]

"Are you French? Because **Eiffel** for you."

[Treatman-jz]

Are you my heart? Because you keep me going. 💕

[JxhnhatesMM]

I tried this on my crush and I had yeti tranfrund schools because so I stop getting bullied

[Rustybucket]

1. Are u a broom because u swept me off my feet

2.are u a camera because every time I look at u I smile

3. Are u a parking ticket because you have fine written all over u

4.are u a toaster because I want to take a bath with something tonight

5. Are u a WiFi signal because we have a strong connection

6. Are u candy crush because I have a crush on u

7.are u Christmas morning because I’ve been waiting all year for u too arrive

8. Are u French because ma-damn ur fine

9.are u good at math because im not but the only number i care abt is urs

10.are u John cena because I’ve never cena girl like u before

11.are u not tired from running through my mind all day

12.are u school stairs because u take my breath away

13. Are u the sun because id stare at u all day no matter the risk

14.can I borrow ur phone I need to call god he’s missing an angel

15. Did the sun come out or are u js smiling at me

16.did we go to school together I swear we had chemistry

17. Did u do something to my eyes because i cant keep them off u!

18. Didn’t we meet in a past life because I can’t imagine a world without u

19.do u have the time I js wanna know when I fell for u

20. Do u know the difference between history and u? History is the past and ur my future

21.do u like soccer I like Ronaldo but we can get Messi

22.do u play soccer because ur a keeper

23.do u smoke pot because weed be cute together.

24.hi I’m Microsoft can I crash at ur place later

25. I thought happiness started with “h” but it started with “u”

26. I believe in following my dreams….. lead the way

27.if u are here then who’s running heaven

28. Is ur name google because ur what I’ve been searching for

29.u mush be lucky charms because ur magically delicious

30.youve said my name once you’ll say it a lot more at night

31. I don’t need a pick up line I’ll just pick u up at nine

32. Alphabet starts with abc numbers start with 123 music starts with do re me and our future is u and me

[charliemassey]

Yo I thought of the 2nd one in 5th grade

[Theone-nv]

If I had a rose every time I thought of you I would have one because you never left my mind 🎉

[Trouble--d]

I’m a girl never using a pick up line ever they’re never gonna work

[DBR]

are you Ronaldo because we can get messi 😮😮😮😮

[Undeadsoldier-oh]

If you use these you are losing the girl and she is never going to talk to you

[That_KageyamaTobio]

Okay I’m a girl irl and I’d run the fastest I could if someone tried that on me
And the I’d feel like bros doubting me

[katelynnloughney]

Here’s a pick up lne that repels women: are you hydrogen cause your my number one~

[OfficialNierrttyan]

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. ❤️🇫🇷

[JohnTheSpeedTypist]

I have 1% 🔋 remaining and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? 😊

[Sammy_.]

nah bro im better rizz look i said this, to my girl can i take a pic of u bc i wanna show santa what i want

[sallywatson]

Nah I have the best I domt know any pick-up lines but you can pick me up at 9

[Lil_OC]

Why do I need a pick up Line if I could pick u up at 9

[larryjroscini]

Not the best pick up line is, but she’s taking the trash out taking the trash out. How about let me out