'Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour!' #shorts | House M.D..

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[SnuffIt]

The way he says "Neither can I" is so funny to me for some reason

[SerbianMeerkat]

Only House could take on a girl who literally can’t feel anything in an argument about who has it worse and somehow win 😂

[mythelementz]

"Girls cant hold me for too long bc i only paid for an hour" best comeback

[jadeana]

"Better than being in pain all the time." As a chronic pain sufferer, no truer words exist for me.

[vitomcsween]

If house had a long-lost daughter I think we just found her

[Mr.Bobble-]

"Every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons" is way funnier than it should be

[bryan]

One of the best exchanges in the entire series. 🤣 I also love how Chase is like "he's got a point" at the end.

[amandadecaire]

The best part was when she tells him about the scars on her butt and he says he doesn’t believe her so she pulls up her gown to show him and he injects her with a sedative.

[bluezard]

He left himself wide open for the "Any idiot can get shot" and the "I'm sure you deserved it" burns.

[AnRPGslime]

I like how he’s doing this because he is like analyzing the symptoms and getting her to open up so that way he knows more about his patient and could help her figure out what’s wrong

[cinders]

When you have had a chronic pain condition for 11 years, not being able to feel anything sounds like sheer heaven.

[lfdoidao]

i like how somehow he validates her by engaging with her. Hes not saying she doesnt got it rough. He's treating her as an equal

[GeminiPlatypus]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep." - That one guy from Spongebob Chocolate Salesmen episode

[peterclarke]

"I got shot."
"I'm not surprised." 😂

[The_Egg]

Patient: I can't run anywhere without checking all my toes for swelling

House: I can't run

[keatengaskill]

"Girls can't hold ME for too long, because I only pay for an hour." 🤣

[jdprettynails]

I love Chase’s reaction after
“I got shot”

[lulucangacha]

Love how Chase was like “I mean- he kinda won with that” at the end lmao

[DrHouseNUFC]

I only ever pay for an hour unless it's Cuddy

[docproc]

“Girls can’t hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour.”

What a legend 🤣