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Rat Girl - @SeiraWynn

Male Chef - @PredominantPancake

[GoBeyond-yk]

She had thought of marriage as a business, but from what I've seen since, it looks like the contract will last a lifetime.

[KingDusk]

A wife who not only rich but can also do taxes? Who can say no to that?

[Permiton]

Rats have become a bit more famous ever since Jane Doe existed.

[Bandit]

Remember folks, rats can have up to 12 babies per pregnancy

[yazanus]

"I Will Do* your Taxes as well"

*DEAL*

[NatiiixLP]

"You wouldn't a rat."
"There are no laws against rats, Batman!"

[onobonono]

Ratatouille sure has changed a lot since 2007

[antihero]

turned from a "business arrangement" to a "life long agreement"

[kristobozhinov_]

She got that Tax Evasion Rizz. I would've folded too ngl 💀🤷🏻‍♂️

[Slimdaniel]

1:38 Aaaaand the conclusion goes as usual. But I still love it every time it happens.

[AlaskanGhost]

Those kids are proof that mommy always has seconds on Desert.

[KryselITG]

Damn, she a TurboTax rep in the wild 😂 She said some "Gimme that johnson and i'll file State and Federal"

[solarchos]

Seems like they were together for a lot longer than ONE year.

[Thetiredpotato]

people really have fallen in love with rat girls haven't they?

[ELSTAROS]

Bro got colonized quicker than Africa 💀

[TheSpoonalot]

A level beyond cat-fished.
Rat-fished.
And she didn't even throw him back.

[NinjaTyler]

She knows what she wants, is gorgeous, and will do your taxes?! That lucky man, who wouldn't have a family with such a perfect woman.

[Zebulization]

From a legal point of view, in the United States, marriage is a one year contract that automatically renews. You may cancel the contract if you file the proper paperwork.

[armorbearer]

No one is scarier than the IRS. The dude got a good deal.

[Weinerufdsuuhids]

Bro did NOT wanna do taxes so he decided to make the contract last a lifetime.