John

The secrets of Evergreen's Ever Given ship that got stuck in Egypt's Suez Canal are finally uncovered.

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The Evergreen cargo ship that was stuck is no more.

[aurex]

"John, what happened?"
*John looks into the void*
"I did not steer it. I did not."

[tayzonday]

He had a Final Fantasy cut-scene masterpiece to upload, but this is as real as drama can be with current YouTube community guidelines.

[ArcadeAssassin]

This is just setting up the lore behind sheldon coming in to save John.

[NimaXD]

hi my name is john and i can confirm this is EXACTLY how it went down

[Cyranek]

liked and shared with my 127 alt accounts in order to save john from unalive

[gameyknighty]

You know comedy has peaked when we laugh at a ship getting stuck.

[ComicalRealm]

John: I don't want to live anymore
Universe: *No.*

[Yo.goro]

“I want a divorce John”


John started doing drugs, was suicidal, and was an alcoholic after that day, we have to like and share for him to live

[tsriketwm]

The way the aluminum cans are animated is absolutely stunning

[Animated_Cinema]

Evergiven: *Gets stuck*
The internet: I can milk you...

[apexheat]

Basically surreal entertainment : Family friendly meatcanyon in an alternate timeline

[SnekNoStepOnSnek]

A perfect representation of what happens when you get a heart attack.

[Policy_-fkgf]

I feel bad for John, man didn’t know how to do anything.

[becca]

I’m just proud of the very slight modelling and rendering progress that has been made throughout these many cherished years ❤️❤️🥲

[pieterpost]

I've never been so emotional in my entire life

[FubblyDubbly]

Your videos make me feel an emotion that does not exist

[soccashaun]

"That's got to be be best pirate I've ever seen."




"So it would seem"

[Johannes-sqes]

Captain of cost Concordia been real quiet since this happened.

[randomperson-pnus]

This is the type of content I subscribed for.

[pumpkinthebirb]

Who wouldn't divorce John he clearly deserves it