"Here's the earth. Round! damn that is a sweet earth, you might say."
bradpawelkiewicz
Okay i gotchu
"PINK FLUFFY UNICORNSSSS DANCING ON
YourLocalTokya
"I got a jar of durt. I got a jar of durt and guess what is inside it." Or "you actually were telling the truth.." "i do that quite a lot. You people are always surprised"
Jack sparrow from pirates in a Caribbean
Wildlife_Sunset
"Hello everybody." all gaming youtubers use this when they start a video
SMG-.
“Got your nose~”
“LOOK OUT, HE’S GOT A NOSE”
*gunshots*
im_abnormally_normal
My lil brother told me “yeet” is “as old as the dinosaurs”
JiggyThest
“Road working, yeah I sure hope it does” 😎
hannahsampson
“Hey, look over here. HAHA now you’re blind!”
TheEldenShark
"But I wanna die! :D" and "Why won't you let me die!? :D"
depressoespresso
“beep beep im a sheep” but rephrased to fit the situation
orangee_blox
"Thats my boy. No my boy"
"Father Help"
polishcameron
"DELETED!" -Strong Bad, SBemails, Homestar Runner
super_toy
"All your base are belong to us"
Yea, I'm that old. 😂
Sinstar
This is where my parents died, Raphael.
Cowabummer.
hallowedgrimm
"I could've dropped my croissant!"
lincolneiswald
"Mind your own business, David!"
graveyardgarden
'Imma firin up my lazzza'
Death
horhaotze
“So assuming we don’t blow ourselves up..”
EmeryMiles-iton
"Carl that kills PEOPLE! Oh.. I.. I.. Didnt know that... HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! "